Just one piece ready for a new home today, knife knerds...and it's for gentlemen only! Or people with money, whatever, I'm not picky.
As always, my prices include priority shipping for FREE, as well as all PP fees (pay as goods with no markup). If you buy from me you are agreeing that you are over 18, that this is legal where you live, and that like me, you also believe that people who say "ValenTIME's Day" deserve to be dragged from their homes and pistol whipped into a viscous liquid. Finally, I can sell to whoever I want since MY dad could beat up YOUR dad.
No pictures besides this one and one down below because it's LNIB. So go look online somewhere, I have cats to pet!
KIZER SPLINTER (LNIB, S35VN blade, titanium handle): Yes yes, I know what you're thinking from the name: when did The Usual Suspects get remade as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie? And converted into a knife for some reason? I know that's a black-belt level pop culture joke, and we're just starting out here...but I believe in you. Though really, if you got that one then you have my respect. MOVING ON.
Kizer! A fairly new name in the blade game, but already making new fans and establishing a rep as one to watch. Or for rap fans: straight outta China, a crazy new knifemaker named Kize-Cube!
...again, high-level stuff here people, keep up.
These guys specialize in great mid-level production pieces with awesome value, and the Splinter is a prime example. High-quality S35VN stonewashed blade steel, titanium handles, machined scales and clip, plus caged ceramic bearings...all for about six Jacksons! Andrews, though, not worthless ones like Titos or Jermaines.
Yep, that's a hell of a deal, and it gets better. This wharncliffe blade shape is an EDC dream, with a strong piercing tip and a shallow hollow grind that would make light food prep a breeze. The handles are nicely patterned and matte finished for solid grip, and the clip is handsome, effective and well-formed, like Pierce Brosnan.
And speaking of Pierce...let's talk about the action. HOT DIGGITY DUNKEROO was that a sexy segue! *smokes cigarette* Like I was saying, the flipping on this puppy is smooooooooth thanks to those bearings, the detent is juuuuuuuust right, and my use of vowels in this sentence had been exceeeeeeeeeeeeessiiiiiiiiive. Lockup is early, with no stick, and the pivot is custom, though still Torx-based. And the blade much like the Dalai Lama's chakra is perfectly centered.
As mentioned, this is LNIB...a true catch and release. Opened, flipped a bit, cut some light paper and carried for like an hour, and then I decided that my custom ZT 0450 might get jealous. So, my insane anthropomorphization of (and subsequent attribution of human emotional constructs to) an inanimate object is YOUR gain!
...hang on, that last one left me winded. Woof.
Okay, time to mention everything else. One, there's a small...not really a scuff, but like, a short, wide snail trail...near the pivot. It came like that, I pinky-swear, and it's the only mark on it; I put a picture below. Two, this comes with outer box, inner box, cool polishing cloth, all paperwork and...an extra screw. Yes, seriously, just one additional small screw. I guess in case you like, lose one down a vent or something? Well whatever, it's free so shaddap.
Now get this: you can own the best value in production gentleman's folders available today for just $110SOLDSOLDSOLD!...that's only one Franklin plus one Hamilton! Benjamin and Alexander, though, not Aretha and Linda. Although if you can seriously send me a legendary R&B singer and the intense actress from Terminator 2, we'll just go ahead and call it squaresies, okay?
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Offers will be considered, but given my prices and what's included, they'd better be amazing for me to be interested. Trades are more likely possibilities, so I'll entertain those (wanted list is in sig), but the first person to claim these with those three magic words AND follow up with a PM or email (craigforhire AT gmail DOT derp) takes precedent! Good luck!
As always, my prices include priority shipping for FREE, as well as all PP fees (pay as goods with no markup). If you buy from me you are agreeing that you are over 18, that this is legal where you live, and that like me, you also believe that people who say "ValenTIME's Day" deserve to be dragged from their homes and pistol whipped into a viscous liquid. Finally, I can sell to whoever I want since MY dad could beat up YOUR dad.
No pictures besides this one and one down below because it's LNIB. So go look online somewhere, I have cats to pet!
KIZER SPLINTER (LNIB, S35VN blade, titanium handle): Yes yes, I know what you're thinking from the name: when did The Usual Suspects get remade as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie? And converted into a knife for some reason? I know that's a black-belt level pop culture joke, and we're just starting out here...but I believe in you. Though really, if you got that one then you have my respect. MOVING ON.
Kizer! A fairly new name in the blade game, but already making new fans and establishing a rep as one to watch. Or for rap fans: straight outta China, a crazy new knifemaker named Kize-Cube!
...again, high-level stuff here people, keep up.
These guys specialize in great mid-level production pieces with awesome value, and the Splinter is a prime example. High-quality S35VN stonewashed blade steel, titanium handles, machined scales and clip, plus caged ceramic bearings...all for about six Jacksons! Andrews, though, not worthless ones like Titos or Jermaines.
Yep, that's a hell of a deal, and it gets better. This wharncliffe blade shape is an EDC dream, with a strong piercing tip and a shallow hollow grind that would make light food prep a breeze. The handles are nicely patterned and matte finished for solid grip, and the clip is handsome, effective and well-formed, like Pierce Brosnan.
And speaking of Pierce...let's talk about the action. HOT DIGGITY DUNKEROO was that a sexy segue! *smokes cigarette* Like I was saying, the flipping on this puppy is smooooooooth thanks to those bearings, the detent is juuuuuuuust right, and my use of vowels in this sentence had been exceeeeeeeeeeeeessiiiiiiiiive. Lockup is early, with no stick, and the pivot is custom, though still Torx-based. And the blade much like the Dalai Lama's chakra is perfectly centered.
As mentioned, this is LNIB...a true catch and release. Opened, flipped a bit, cut some light paper and carried for like an hour, and then I decided that my custom ZT 0450 might get jealous. So, my insane anthropomorphization of (and subsequent attribution of human emotional constructs to) an inanimate object is YOUR gain!
...hang on, that last one left me winded. Woof.
Okay, time to mention everything else. One, there's a small...not really a scuff, but like, a short, wide snail trail...near the pivot. It came like that, I pinky-swear, and it's the only mark on it; I put a picture below. Two, this comes with outer box, inner box, cool polishing cloth, all paperwork and...an extra screw. Yes, seriously, just one additional small screw. I guess in case you like, lose one down a vent or something? Well whatever, it's free so shaddap.
Now get this: you can own the best value in production gentleman's folders available today for just $110SOLDSOLDSOLD!...that's only one Franklin plus one Hamilton! Benjamin and Alexander, though, not Aretha and Linda. Although if you can seriously send me a legendary R&B singer and the intense actress from Terminator 2, we'll just go ahead and call it squaresies, okay?
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Offers will be considered, but given my prices and what's included, they'd better be amazing for me to be interested. Trades are more likely possibilities, so I'll entertain those (wanted list is in sig), but the first person to claim these with those three magic words AND follow up with a PM or email (craigforhire AT gmail DOT derp) takes precedent! Good luck!
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