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I have decided that all women are crazy and the last thing I need in my life right now is full time craziness. Would rather just concentrate on my work for a while and maybe some day I will find a non-crazy woman to fill a full-time spot in my life. Hell, that's a lot to ask though.
 
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Jeff I just emailed my old friend Mary. I'll email you if she is free.

Here is a couple of pics.

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Her only issue is that she is a jet fan....
 
R.A.T. said:
I have decided that all women are crazy and the last thing I need in my life right now is full time craziness. Would rather just concentrate on my work for a while and maybe some day I will find a non-crazy woman to fill a full-time spot in my life. Hell, that's a lot to ask though.
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This reminds me of a fun game:

-Attractive
-Intelligent
-Emotionally Stable

Pick two...
 
R.A.T. said:
Amazing how divorce or breaking up with a long time GF will take that drive out of you. My whole life now is dedicated to my work (not just the knife biz but other things I do). I could give the first shit about a woman right now.
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Until a decent one gives you a second glance.
 
Good luck Jeff. Given your description, you'll have better odds at finding Bigfoot while he's riding a unicorn. :thumbup:
 
Magus said:
Good luck Jeff. Given your description, you'll have better odds at finding Bigfoot while he's riding a unicorn. :thumbup:
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Does said unicorn fart rainbows? Just making sure I get the right description.

Moose
 
moosez45 said:
Does said unicorn fart rainbows? Just making sure I get the right description.

Moose
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Yes a giant fart that produces a magical full spectrum rainbow that produces Skittles when the correct magic words are spoken.
 
Magus said:
Yes a giant fart that produces a magical full spectrum rainbow that produces Skittles when the correct magic words are spoken.
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Gotcha, I'm keepin' my eyes peeled and if I see one, I'll letcha know. Bigfoot riding a rainbow farting unicorn or a non crazy women. Well, one of them shouldn't be that hard to find, I mean, rainbow farting unicorns are everywhere.

Moose
 
I know a couple of good girls that do various modeling work, both are top notch talent, straight shooters and pretty. Both are tactically inclined as well...real professionals, I passed along your info. If they get hired you owe me a knife.;)

One of them should be emailing you some pics shortly, she is really into outdoor stuff and is a rollergirl in her spare time.
 
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I was thinking,
"All RIGHT!!! A great job for my woman!!!"
......but she's crazy as hell!!!!
Love her to death though.
Who else but a crazy chick would put up with all my knives???
 
I will tie up my missus and put her in a box and shipp her to you free of charge, I have a strict no returns policy tho, this way we both win. Oh damn you said they must be mentally stable hmmm define mentally stable. Jokes aside, in NZ findin a woman thats hot and sane is like finding a dog that shits gold nuggets whos best mates with a flying pig I wish you luck on your search
 
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