My name is JOEBE and I am the law
well I thought I was, but I ain't no more
they caught me scamming and took away my tin
so I am now a Minister who has committed a sin
Now before you scream and call me a fraud
remember you Bastids that I represent the Dear LAWD
that guy called GADI who sent me a knife
is gonna haunt my soul for the rest of my life
When I took the class thru the computer Police School
I shoulda remembered the BIG GOLDEN RULE
It was on page three of that five page Book
It said that one should not be a CROOK
Correspondence Cop schools take far less than a year
Then I go get a fake badge and become Smokey the Bear
Now I visit the Forums and tell all I'm the Law
Let's see who I can scam and whose knives I shall score
but like all things good, this too must pass
Cuz Gadi has found me and shall kick my A$$
I think I faltered by screwing this Israeli
looks like the world's now all out to nail-me
I best ship that knife via global express
because I certainly have created a huge freakin mess
But PRAISE THE LORD for now I'm a Minister
just look at my profile, I cannot be sinister
So to Gadi or Billious or whoever you be
I shipped that knife across the dead sea
To Jerusalem and to a guy they call Moses
and as a sign of true sorrow, I shipped ya some roses
But it looks like Customs must of stopped the canoe
that I used to ship all the stuff out to you
I know you don't buy it, I see you've complained
LOOK AT MY PROFILE, MY GOD I'M ORDAINED!!!!!
This is the truth may God take my soul
or may he be kind and just make me a TROLL
POOF!!!!!!
