Lost and found

[Vlade]

I never found a leek in a puddle, but, I did take a leak and make a puddle a lot of times.

Then there was this time I found a .44magnum Virginian Dragoon in a dresser drawer. I forgot I had it.

Well being such a small framed revolver I could see how you can misplace it

 

[Vlade]

Well, there was that time when I was 17 and lost my virginity. But I found it again when I got married.....

I lost and found my virginity three times already. Just ask my ex-wives LOL

 

[mmyron1]

I lost my Emerson Mini 15 in October 2021 on the Salmon River in NY. Found it that next Summer at fish camp and was much abused by the locals. Sent it back for a blade swap. And it's good as new

 

[Hal]

I lost and found my virginity three times already. Just ask my ex-wives LOL

Funny how that happens eh?
Once you say, "I do", from then on - you don't.

 

[Vlade]

Funny how that happens eh?
Once you say, "I do", from then on - you don't.

I just wish that I knew how saying I do was going to screw up all of my life

 

[Alberta Ed]

Thanks it's really not that special of a knife. I intended to carry it in certain states that I knew had real restrictive knife laws. But I don't think I'll be traveling around too much anymore. It is small compared to what I'm used to carrying. I mostly carry Cold Steel Mega folders. But the law in certain States won't let me carry a mega folder. But a 3.25 inch blade pretty much good to go everywhere. Don't you love night shift. 7:00 p.m. to 7:00 a.m.. at least the bosses ain't around. I'm retired now though. But I've worked a ton of night shifts. The worst I ever worked was a southern swing shift. 7 days 7 second shifts 7 Nights and then you got four days off. You didn't know if you were coming or going. But we were getting huge paychecks so it was worth it. Working Man Blues

Been there, a long time ago. Swing shifts suck.

 

[Vlade]

Been there, a long time ago. Swing shifts suck.

I know it's the worst. Seems like you're never at home. And heaps of overtime

 

[K.O.D.]

I just wish that I knew how saying I do was going to screw up all of my life

That's for damn sure.

Before I was married my gf of 7 years called me from Israel (on a mission trip) to say she met someone in Israel, was engaged and was going to marry him in 3 months. She had the audacity to text me two weeks later inviting me to the wedding.

Put me in a day program at a mental hospital for two months.

My ex wife just put me in debt and attempted to cheat.