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Make me buy The King

thrillbilly

thrillbilly

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the Big9 is sitting in My Cart (I always get the one with the squeaky wheel that pulls to the left) and the cash is sittin on my debit card.



Are y'all Really rabid Beckerheads? huh?


well prove it....force me to click the button by posting up your KingSwag....show me pics of BK9s so totaly mindblowingly awesomepossumingravysauce cool I HAVE to get my own!


If y'all don't convince me I will buy a Bear ''drink my own piss'' Grylls taiwan Gerber!!! I swear I will! Don't provoke me!



*taunts, slurs, derision of character and insults to my manhood are welcomed...whatever it takes to push me over the edge (just leave my Momma & Chevrolet out of it)


*EDIT* I caved, the King of Swagger should arrive today sometime
 
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It's not my pic. But, this should convince anyone to just buy the damn thing! It did me :cool:

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but the GryGerb has SERRATIONS!!!!! Serrations man! c'mon...with serrations I could saw down whole forests!
 
How about this... Go ahead, I DARE YOU to get the Gerber blade, then put it through the SAME paces you would put the BK-9 through... See how good it comes through, and then report back with your findings, and order the King then.
 
somebody get this man some steel asap! he's crazy! If he buys that gerber and then it snaps (which it surely will) and cuts him the blood will be on your keyboards
 
You wouldn't need serrations with a BK9. One swipe and you could fall most any tree. Press the button. Do it!
 
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somebody get this man some steel asap! he's crazy! If he buys that gerber and then it snaps (which it surely will) and cuts him the blood will be on your keyboards
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He would snap like that cheap chinese steel being hocked by that freak of a "survivalist"
 
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but but but, Gerber has such a cool logo! if that face ^ wont convince you to buy a taiwan knife Nothin will! ;)
 
Just holding that gerber will lower your IQ thrillbilly...
 
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thrillbilly said:
but the GryGerb has SERRATIONS!!!!! Serrations man! c'mon...with serrations I could saw down whole forests!
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Serrations, you want serrations... This is how you put serrations on a Becker.

[video=youtube;2lwVznVHrwM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lwVznVHrwM&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]

Try that with the Gerber. Let us know how it works out for ya. Please post pics :D
 
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Serrations, you want serrations... This is how you put serrations on a Becker.

[video=youtube;2lwVznVHrwM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lwVznVHrwM&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]

Try that with the Gerber. Let us know how it works out for ya. Please post pics :D
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Ok, so I can add serrations to the measly 9...BUT the GerbityGerbGerb has it's thumbramp on the HANDLE! which is plastic...so I can grind it off Much easier then the 9's 1095 thumbramp (whose Idea was that anyways? STEEL thumbramps??? SOOOOO yesterday)
 
If you don't buy that BK-9, your parents will get divorced and your dad won't love you any more.
 
you should definately buy the bg gerber

it fits your "alternative" lifestyle better, and its a great ice breaker for conversations with your mother-in-law about how you love his sassy foreign accent and his tight little tooshie, and how much you are turned on by men who drink the bodily fluids of men.

yeah, BG gerber for you, definately....
 
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