MANLY uses of your knife?

Ive dug a deep splinter out my foot with a no-name little folder. The splinter was so deep, that i actually had to stab myself in the foot and kinda twist the blade to pry the splinter out. After a couple of tries, i got the splinter out, and was left with a big bleeding hole in my foot. Now every time my girlfriend or stepson has a splinter i whip out a knife, but theyre not having it, they prefer using hours with a set of tweezers.
 
How about emergency circumcision when Mr. Happy get caught in your zip?:)
And which is better, serated or plain edged?:D
 
Last year my wife and I went to a funeral. All was well during preparations in the motel room, until it came time for the ritual application of hair gel to my wife's mane.

I heard the agitated scream from the bathroom, and found her cradling the can of gel in her arms.... I couldn't see the problem until she showed me that the applicator (spray) head was missing, making dispensation of hair gel impossible.....

Within seconds I had the gel can prostrate, bedded on a towel, on the edge of the tub. Deploying my custom necker from its kydex sheath, I placed the tip against the hard, metal skin of the can, and taking a deep break, pounded it deep with the palm of my hand.

Having made an entry cut, I rapidly sawed the can through until it could be opened wide, exposing massive amounts of hair gel, saving the day.

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Yay!

Andy
 
powernoodle said:
I used mine when scrapbooking, to cut delicate pieces of fine Italian paper which I fashion into the shapes of unicorns and rainbows. I also use my blades to trim antique lace, which I incorporate in my side-business of designing wedding dresses. Sometimes, when I am restoring 1940's purses, I cut the threads with my knife. I also trim fabulous recipes from Martha Stewart's Living magazine, and open packages of sun-dried tomatoes when I prepare brunch.

I am way manlier than you guys.
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A day later and I am still laughing. :D
 
I open beer bottles with the cap lifter on my Vic Soldier. BEER man, nothing says "man" like a cold bottle of suds.
The knife is called "Soldier" for a reason. Soldiers are men. Coincedence? I think not.
 
Today I used my SmF to baton through the pine boards we were using for the .38 Special penetration tests in order to retrieve the slug(measuring final penetration depth and slug deformation).:thumbup:
Guns and knives together...yeehah, it doesn't get manlier that that.:D
 
I accidentally used my Fallkniven bowie to almost cut my own foot off.

...is that manly?

...don't make me show the pictures agian....
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I think everyone has seen those pictures more then enough thank you. We are all of course disappointed that you didn't take pictures of your nurses to post in the W/C forum...a goal for next time.
 
These are manly uses but:

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When I was born I used my knife to cut my own umbilical cord.
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Now, that's bad to the bone! :thumbup:
 
I've opened a few cans of chili/soup with my BM710 at times when my can opener couldn't
be found... can openers work better :)
 
Hmm, opening bottles & opening cans - I wouldn't call that manly use of a knife (much less MANLY use). I just call that not being smart enough to EDC a SAK!

My most manly use has been to go camping and use a knife to chop wood - it was a big manly knife of course.
 
Recently A buddy and I made steaks and the only tool we used my tenacious ,the same night I split wood with my SOD .Once when I was younger I opened a 6lb can of Sauerkraut in a moving car with my endura1 on the way to play a practical joke on a guy.
And last but not least I when I was younger I had a wisdom tooth starting to erupt and after much pain I grew tired of it and thinking that it must be a tooth erupting .I jabbed at it with my Endura1 and jabbed again until I felt it hit what I was sure was tooth and just then a flood of pus filled my mouth and after much spitting I cut away some of the gum so the tooth would come out and all is well with that tooth to this day.
 
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