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. This knife is new in the kydex and unused. Except for one time when I was at the circus and I had to get up and go to the bathroom so I walked behind the big top and suddenly I found myself in a dark and unfamiliar part the whole circus arena. I was distracted looking for a port a potty when I felt this chill..you know the feeling that someone is watching you..I turned around and to my horror there was a midget clown with an Axe following me...He grinned at me with a vulpine smile and with his joy buzzer in his left hand he attacked swinging the Axe with his right. Fortunately for me years of counter terror anti clown undercover work trained me in how to effectively deal with Axe wielding midget clowns and out of the folds of my shirt I pulled this wicked knife out of nowhere and stuck the clown right in the eye...the results were amazing...suddenly a bright light emitted from his head and he began to scream and deflate in front of me.
as he lay screaming, emmitting light and deflating I calmy reached into the pocket of my jacket and pulled out one of my ever present travel bottles of Jose Cuervo and a filterless camel. I downed the Jose in one gulp and lit the Camel with my zippo and breathed in a lung full of smoke to calm my nerves..then in the clowns dying breath I leaned over and blew a lung full of smoke in his hate etched face and said in my best John Wayne..
" I guess you should have stuck to throwing cream pies..eh Bo-Bo?"
..soon there was nothing left but a pair of rubber shoes, a joy buzzer, and the axe...thank God I was prepared...but I digress....
anyway..the pic..
Knife comes with kydex sheath and aluminum trainer. Top swedge is sharpened and handle material is textured Carbon Fiber. There are some usual kydex marks on the blade..but it is new and unused... EDITED TO ADD S30V steel
asking $SOLD shipped Paypal preferred plus fees. USA shipping only and no trades at this time...thanks...
Ren
as he lay screaming, emmitting light and deflating I calmy reached into the pocket of my jacket and pulled out one of my ever present travel bottles of Jose Cuervo and a filterless camel. I downed the Jose in one gulp and lit the Camel with my zippo and breathed in a lung full of smoke to calm my nerves..then in the clowns dying breath I leaned over and blew a lung full of smoke in his hate etched face and said in my best John Wayne..
" I guess you should have stuck to throwing cream pies..eh Bo-Bo?"
..soon there was nothing left but a pair of rubber shoes, a joy buzzer, and the axe...thank God I was prepared...but I digress....
anyway..the pic..
Knife comes with kydex sheath and aluminum trainer. Top swedge is sharpened and handle material is textured Carbon Fiber. There are some usual kydex marks on the blade..but it is new and unused... EDITED TO ADD S30V steel
asking $SOLD shipped Paypal preferred plus fees. USA shipping only and no trades at this time...thanks...
Ren
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