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Martha Stewart
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Guys, surely you know that Martha StewArt is just one of the many disguises of Evil. She was sent to the Earthly Plane to drive human beings Crazy. She drives men wild with desire and women mad with inadequency. The mere mention of her name only reinforces her strength.
None of us can be so good, so nice, so . . . perfect without serious professional help and liberal doses of Prozac. And it looks like her garden is in magnificent condition too (pesticide and drug free, I'll bet). This wholistic thing is truly an Evil Plan to distract the Human Species while the real Alien Invasion goes on unnoticed. Don't watch her show, don't buy or eat her stock (chicken, beef, or wall street). Or you will lose your sole along with your Mind.
Paracelsus, proud to be an Real American and eater of Frozen Food
This post from: the Home for the Mentally Deranged or Merely Confused
None of us can be so good, so nice, so . . . perfect without serious professional help and liberal doses of Prozac. And it looks like her garden is in magnificent condition too (pesticide and drug free, I'll bet). This wholistic thing is truly an Evil Plan to distract the Human Species while the real Alien Invasion goes on unnoticed. Don't watch her show, don't buy or eat her stock (chicken, beef, or wall street). Or you will lose your sole along with your Mind.
Paracelsus, proud to be an Real American and eater of Frozen Food
This post from: the Home for the Mentally Deranged or Merely Confused
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4th----
Have you ever actually SEEN Julia?
It just so happened that she was on with Martha today-----I'd pick Martha any day over Julia!
Oh yeah, and speaking of knives---the "famous" chef she had on today was cutting away on a beef tender loin. (sure looked good!) There was no mention of knife stuff, but he did have his ever present sharpening steel laying beside his knifes, and I caught him using it at least once.
Proof that it is a good idea to keep them tuned up at all times.
"It's a good thing!"
Oh yeah--I really do have better things to do than set around watching daytime t.v. Honest, I really do!
Have you ever actually SEEN Julia?
It just so happened that she was on with Martha today-----I'd pick Martha any day over Julia!
Oh yeah, and speaking of knives---the "famous" chef she had on today was cutting away on a beef tender loin. (sure looked good!) There was no mention of knife stuff, but he did have his ever present sharpening steel laying beside his knifes, and I caught him using it at least once.
Proof that it is a good idea to keep them tuned up at all times.
"It's a good thing!"
Oh yeah--I really do have better things to do than set around watching daytime t.v. Honest, I really do!
