Here's my carefully calculated answer...based on consuming 8 Scorpions at LA's greatest Tiki Bar, the Tiki Ti (I know, its no JWB...but Appleton Estate Rum has to count for something)...and dusting of my calculus homework.....eh, screw it....I'll paraphrase The Matrix: Do not try to bend the knife (spoon), that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth -There is no knife (spoon). Then you'll see that it's not the knife (spoon) that bends, it is only yourself.
See, someone really is heeding "Let's Drink!".
BLARG.