Merry Christmas

[Ballistol]

I was told it's like a Swedish Christmas ham, I ain't no Swede, so I don't know if that's a true or not, but I'll give it a "go" anytime.

That's correct. julskinka literally means Christmas ham. jul= Christmas. skinka = ham

 

[Bookie]

Namaste, Bawanna. I seed ol' Santy was really good to you. If I hadn't seen that photo of you standin' there out of your chair, I'd never believed it! I'm wonderin' though, where'd you find that neat-o red pointy cap you're wearing?

 

[Bawanna]

It's all smoke and mirrors. It involved a broom stick, considerable duct tape, a bit of grease, couple of strong boys to hold me vertical while the broom stick was applied and some red spray paint.

The pointy hat used to be a dunce cap when I was in grammar school. Teacher said I wore it so much I could just keep it since it seemed to fit so natural. I just used the red spray paint. Pretty tricky eh?

Hope this clarifies things a might and don't upset the voodoo priest none at all.

Namaste.

 

[Bookie]

Oh, not at all, Bawanna. Not at all. It's important a feller gets up und stretches his laigs once in a while. Need to go visit Amazon and see about one of them caps. Mebbe git one fer Kamidog, too. Got me some new pins from the kids for Christmas. My better half thinks I must be finally going public professional since the pins are more the size of 40 penny bridge spikes. She also asked what was a little you doin' hangin' from the ceiling of my shop. (She thought your little hand should be removed from the Grand-daughters' Barbie's copious sit-downer.) I said you liked to hang out with me cause we was good friends. Then she had to ask why was they a pin stuck in your tummy. Don't think she believed it were an accident....

 

[Bawanna]

I can see I'm in a bit of trouble again. All is not pretty when the 40 penny bridge spikes come out. Hey maybe you can heat one up in the micro and forge a knife or a rifle or a crescent wrench out of it.

Just a thought with much respect.

 

[Crypsis Kobra]

Thank you for everything Auntie Yangdu! Merry Christmas and a happy new year to you and all HI family!

 

[ndoghouse]

Oh, not at all, Bawanna. Not at all. It's important a feller gets up und stretches his laigs once in a while. Need to go visit Amazon and see about one of them caps. Mebbe git one fer Kamidog, too. Got me some new pins from the kids for Christmas. My better half thinks I must be finally going public professional since the pins are more the size of 40 penny bridge spikes. She also asked what was a little you doin' hangin' from the ceiling of my shop. (She thought your little hand should be removed from the Grand-daughters' Barbie's copious sit-downer.) I said you liked to hang out with me cause we was good friends. Then she had to ask why was they a pin stuck in your tummy. Don't think she believed it were an accident....

Funny yall talking bout pigs! I just made me a Danish pig sticker myself!

No doubt this would penetrate a car door at the end of an atlatl dart. Im goin to try it soon. Yall stand by. Imma video it. I have a toyota hood im going to test it on. I already killed a deer with it! Then we gonna make us one of them swedish julskinkas

 

[Bawanna]

Killed a deer with the Toyota hood or the Danish pig sticker?

Don't be showing that stuff to Bookie, he be using that stuff and that's just gotta hurt.

I think I'm gonna send him a pecan pie and try my best to get back on his good side. Them bridge spikes.......well I could do without em you know.

 

[ndoghouse]

Killed a deer with the Toyota hood or the Danish pig sticker?

Don't be showing that stuff to Bookie, he be using that stuff and that's just gotta hurt.

I think I'm gonna send him a pecan pie and try my best to get back on his good side. Them bridge spikes.......well I could do without em you know.

Ha! I was waiting for someone to make me clarify that! I killed the deer with the Toyota. I think thats the fourth deer in the last few years. I waiting for one of them 400 pound wild boars to step out in front of me. I think the toyota will be done in then. Ive been driving around without a hood lately. You sure get funny looks from people.
I havent seen any good pecans this year? I gathered up a bunch a while back but only one in ten were good so I didnt even bother. Ill send you some nex time I get some. I think I was too late this year. Am I still one your bad side? Pecan pie sure sounds good

 

[Bawanna]

Not on my bad side and no worries if you were, I don't practice voodoo like the good doctor. He's the one to fear.

 

[ndoghouse]

Not on my bad side and no worries if you were, I don't practice voodoo like the good doctor. He's the one to fear.

OK we Good! I saw a 250 pounder on the road yesterday. I dint kill it. Sum body else did but it waz freezin weather and I seriously thought about picking that sucker up for dog food! Thats a lot of meat for poor folk trying to feed five dogs! It was pretty bloated tho so I dont know how well it would have fit in the Toyota! If you put them in the trunk and they explode they will blow out your speaker cones. Hate it when that happens. I guess i couldda put it in the back seat if I had one but last time I brought all the feral cats in to be neutered they pee'd on the back seat so I removed it so I aint got no back seat. Guess I couldda just threw it on the bare metal floorboard! What was I thinking?

 

[Shavru]

ROFL!! You guys are hilarious. But I DO agree with Bawanna that a 40 penny bridge spike would make an AWESOME knife or such. I love the fact they are so much longer I bet you could make a railroad spike short sword instead of a knife and the hexagonal head makes a great looking pommel without much work at all. Looking forward to seeing something like that...