Message in a bottle? It's just US litter mucking up Poole

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Usually when someone finds a message in a bottle thousands of miles from where it was launched their reaction is one of amazement and even joy.

Not so, according to a man calling himself 'Henry Biggelsworth' claiming to be from Bournemouth, Dorset. When he discovered a note dropped in the Atlantic by an American 3,000 miles away, he returned it with a rebuke for littering the beach.

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Harvey Bennett, a US Coastguard captain, had tossed the plastic bottle containing his name and address into the sea near his home in Long Island, New York, last August. He was delighted to receive it back in the post - until he read the message inside.

The letter said: "I recently found your bottle while taking a scenic walk on a beach by Poole Harbour. While you may consider this some profound experiment on the path and speed of oceanic currents, I have another name for it - litter.

"You Americans don't seem to be happy unless you are mucking up somewhere. If you wish to foul your own nest, all well and good.

"But please refrain in the future from fouling mine."

Yesterday Mr Bennett, 55, said: "My first thought was that the guy needed to get a life. I couldn't believe it. I know Americans are not liked in many parts of the world any more but we don't all go around mucking up places.

"I threw that bottle in the ocean for one thing - for fun. I always thought the British had a wonderful sense of humour but I guess somebody forgot to tell that to 'Biggelsworth'."

Mr Bennett said that the stern rebuke from the mystery finder will not stop him from sending more bottles. He added: "I have always thrown bottles in the sea. In the age of e-mails and satellite phones, I think it is such a wonderful way to communicate."

Ron Parker, a councillor for Poole council with responsibility for tourism, said the borough was rightly protective of its beaches and shoreline.

"However, we are a friendly resort which attracts many international visitors every year and they will always receive a warm welcome in Poole," he said.

Gill Bell, of the Marine Conservation Trust, said'Biggelsworth' had been right to send the rebuke.

She said: "Although it is thought to be a bit of fun, it can potentially have a huge impact on the environment."

'Mr Biggelsworth' was unavailable for comment.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/mai...tle04.xml&sSheet=/news/2006/02/04/ixhome.html

maximus otter
 
In 1967 as an 11 year old living in the Ft.Lauderdale/Hollywood area,I sent a message in a bottle from Dania Beach,hasn't been found yet or if so it wasn't acknowledged.
WOW! I must be bored this mornin'!
Always a drag waitin' for the SuperBowl tomorrow.
GO STEELERS!:D
 
bladefixation2 said:
What a miserable git. Not everyone in the UK is like that!
Maximus is a living, breathing, tourist attraction and you are also from the UK bladefixation2...aren't you suppoose to be the "Prince Charles" type of gents? Don't let us think your not or we'll totally fall out of love with you. God save the Queen!
 
Cindy Denning said:
Maximus is a living, breathing, tourist attraction and you are also from the UK bladefixation2...aren't you suppoose to be the "Prince Charles" type of gents? Don't let us think your not or we'll totally fall out of love with you. God save the Queen!


Sorry old chap! ;) :D
 
That's classic Max. What do you call that? It's not quite pessimism, not really stoicism. but it's a classically British response.
 
I've always said people are the same the world over. See? They have miserable, flaming people over there too.

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TorzJohnson said:
I've always said people are the same the world over. See? They have miserable, flaming sh*t-heels over there too.


Yep! Bigglesworth might try getting over himself.:rolleyes:

And what's with the dude that threw the bottle in the ocean, having a picture of a foreign monarch just because his family left England several hundred years ago.
Is he a loyalist whose family was overlooked in the revolution or something? Get a rope!!:eek:;)
 
bob bowie said:
They should blame this man, he started it all:).
'im? I knew there was something about those flashy back and forth eyes. I heard his grandmama made 'im cut her toe nails after the old girl soaked them in salt water so the thick, discolored, fungus thick nails could be cut. Poor lad is probably is a nut job from that.:barf:
 
That's the British for you. I once threw a message in a bottle into the sea off the north Devon coast when I was a wee laddie. When I got home to Birmingham, I was surprised by a letter addressed to me. The bottle had been found 2 miles up the north Devon coast the day after I tossed it. In a similar vein, I bought one of those helium balloons at a church garden fete where you attach your tag and the winner is the one who's balloon goes the furthest. Mine went 20 miles and hit a tree.

That guy sounds a bit like the old guy over here in Canada that walked across half a mile of sand to tell my wife and I that we were eating our picnic 20 yards inside what he said was 'his beachfront'. It was even between the high and low tide mark!
 
Andrew Taylor said:
That guy sounds a bit like the old guy over here in Canada that walked across half a mile of sand to tell my wife and I that we were eating our picnic 20 yards inside what he said was 'his beachfront'. It was even between the high and low tide mark!
I hope you drowned him! :p
 
Esav Benyamin said:
I hope you drowned him! :p

No need, he caught the sharp side of my wife's tongue! Besides, the markers were obviously home-made and put there by him, so we moved them when we left :)
 
Honestly! What a tosser! I often throw in a "message in a bottle" when Im at the Seaside, In Britain that usually means Blackpool, I hate the place- its full of chavs/scrotes/scallies/low-lifes but my girlfriend loves the place.
When I holiday abroad, usually in the Balearics, I ALWAYS throw in a message in a bottle, usually a postcard & map showing where the bottle entered the ocean. I have yet to recieve one of my messages back, but I'll be thrilled if I do & Id love to fnd someone elses message.

Sounds like the Coastguard Captain had the right idea - FUN - thats what lifes all about. Look at some of the stuff going on around the world, that miserable old man in Poole should as you quite rightly say, get a life.


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Okay people.....I think you are all forgetting that this thread is/was in the Community Forum. In this forum foul language is not permitted, whether it be humorous or not. Anyone failing to follow the rules of this forum hereafter will be banned for 2 days. :grumpy:
 
We lived in the US a while ago (OK, 30 years +).
My dad worked with some TWA guys in KC,Mo. and a coupla years later he was surprised to geta letter from one of them...
... including a card.

Basically, the card was meant to be attached to a helium balloon, and it was a race to see how far it had got...

My dad was working in Japan. So naturally, the TWA guys won, and even though he sent a letter back saying how he'd enjoyed working in the States, they weren't disqualified.

This were the same group of guys that painted folks heels yellow, if you stood about talking. This was causing annoyance so one of the TWA brass came down to the maintenance sheds and stood on a gantry to deliver a ticking off to all the staff about this stupid pranking. Of course, by the time he got... he'd had his heels painted.
 
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