Message in a bottle? It's just US litter mucking up Poole

Yeah, throwing a message for random delivery is quiotic fun. But assuming we have an average grouping of individuals here, thats over 4 BILLION pieces of garbage floating about the world's waters.

Give a hoot, don't pollute (and don't eat volute).
 
Sorry. I apologise for my profanity! I didnt think you were familiar with the word "Tw**" (Rhymes with HAT) on that side of the pond, its a much-used & well-loved British insult! (But its openly used on the BBC ALL the time!, Well, on "alternative" Comedies like The Young Ones, & Bottom , at least! Ooops Sorry, I mean B****m! LOL))
I know Some people could say its irresponsible, but in the spirit of FUN (and hopefully getting on Mr Bigglesworths T*ts!) could I playfully suggest that EVERYONE IN HERE nips to the beach at the weekend to throw in a "Message in A Bottle" or two? Perhaps even put Mr Bigglesworth, Busy-body of Poole as the recipient of the returned message.
Just imagine, a few hundred messages returned to him might JUST be enough to push him over the edge!

HaHaHaHa(pause for several minutes while maniacal laughter continues!)
 
StuToffee said:
Sorry. I apologise for my profanity! I didnt think you were familiar with the word "Tw**" (Rhymes with HAT) on that side of the pond, its a much-used & well-loved British insult!

Interesting, isn't it; alternate prudishness with language and licentiousness in the type of DVDs you can openly buy; make prostitution illegal, and wink at its practice.

A mystery, wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, to paraphrase another Brit :D
 
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