Sorry. I apologise for my profanity! I didnt think you were familiar with the word "Tw**" (Rhymes with HAT) on that side of the pond, its a much-used & well-loved British insult! (But its openly used on the BBC ALL the time!, Well, on "alternative" Comedies like The Young Ones, & Bottom , at least! Ooops Sorry, I mean B****m! LOL))
I know Some people could say its irresponsible, but in the spirit of FUN (and hopefully getting on Mr Bigglesworths T*ts!) could I playfully suggest that EVERYONE IN HERE nips to the beach at the weekend to throw in a "Message in A Bottle" or two? Perhaps even put Mr Bigglesworth, Busy-body of Poole as the recipient of the returned message.
Just imagine, a few hundred messages returned to him might JUST be enough to push him over the edge!
HaHaHaHa(pause for several minutes while maniacal laughter continues!)