MIA/RIP Becker BK2

Crunchy hippies are worse than soggy ones since they're just posers. Yeh they have berkenstocks and hemp parkas but they still eat meat and drive corollas

Had a bunch of those at my undergrad. We called them trustafarians...

Get one of the Ritter MK2's this time!
 
Damn Ark, that sux..

Shopping for blades is fun, especially when you know what your going to get!
 
Just curious sir, where did you go camping? Im from NYC too and I might go to your camping place for some outdoors fun. Maybe I might find your lost love.
 
Decided that 5 gallons was overkill Moose? I swear to all that is holy I thought we were going to bust a gut over that one.

I think he was figuring of the 3+ gallons of hair-grease the average hippy accrues during his lack of a bath ritual going up when the "device" is utilized. :)


but, seriously. This is the kind of thing that makes me real sad to hear. I hope you can at least have fun replacing it.
 
That sucks! :mad:

If somebody took it, karma's a bitch, especially when using a BK2! ;)
 
In the spirit of this happening near Halloween,...

this may play out like a badly rewritten script to the likeness to everybody's favorite 80's horror-thriller..."Christine".

where BK2 "turns" on the hippie thieves and bad things happen to them one by one....until BK2 is returned home to its "rightful" owner....

bwahha, bhawaa, bwaaaahhh.
 
Decided that 5 gallons was overkill Moose? I swear to all that is holy I thought we were going to bust a gut over that one.

You can get more distance with 2 instead of 5. Plus, if you can't get it done with two, you should look at your aim. Practice, practice, practice.

and sombody to pass out pamphlets

That's where you get 8" of tape. You only need 5 for the roadflare, so that leave 3 to tape the pamplets to the other side. Now that's efficiency. And they will get distributed, rest assured.

Moose
 
Thats terrible ! Good attitude though. Get you some new Becker goodness. If you absolutely need a good knife to use between now & when you can get yours, let me know. Maybe you can do an impromptu testing session for me of a knife that you don't/have'nt owned. Lord knows i have enough of em. Just send it back in one piece. LOL :D
 
Crunchy hippies are worse than soggy ones since they're just posers. Yeh they have berkenstocks and hemp parkas but they still eat meat and drive corollas

Sig worthy. You people are on a roll.
 
I think I figured out how the hippies snuck the BK-2 out of camp.
So that's what the patchouli oil is for... damn hippies.

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Let me start by stating that not all hippies are thieves. One of your fellow beckerheads, Trailbum beckerhead #26 is a reformed hippie. How do I know this you ask? We grew up on the same hippie commune in Vermont. My parents and his two dads were friends,didn't seem weird at the time we were kids. We have both since left that lifestyle behind. True he loves guns knives chainsaw and pitbulls he can't stay out of the yankee candle factory outlet.
 
I want to say Hello to Angryhippie ( AKA TheFatGerman) who is a good friend of mine.
He finally bought his first Becker about a month ago. A BK11.

My Mom was not ugly enough to be called my other father.
The yankee candles are for my wife, really thay are.

Sorry to hear about your knife Ark.
 
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Man a lost knife, who was pulling firewatch? Put up a pic of this lost knife cause all real hippies come to Eugene eventually and I can put the word out.
 
Welcome Angryhippie (:D), to the Becker Forum, and Bladeforums, glad you're here.

I agree with you, that not all hippies are thieves, and most, are probably to stoned to steal, but going off the record of the rather short, angry Asian, hippies seem to be identified within the area. :D

More than likely, Ark's wife just took it from him, or it got shoved in a not often used bag. Perhaps it was stolen by some rogue ass hippies, who knows, but I do know this, Ark's gonna get another one, if he hasn't ordered it already. :D

Glad you made it in, stick around, we don't any angry hippies yet, we have some dirty ones, and some shady ones, but not any angry ones. :D.

Once again welcome.

Moose
 
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