How bout a differentially tempered 1941 wheat leaf penny?
I gotta check me root beer jug for one of them, sounds like it might be worth something?
Doc, I need a little left elbow cure, I seemed to have blown the muscles or something. I've applied the icy hot gel stuff and it burns like it does when you hold a match to my little doll but still aches to beat the dickens.
Funny story.
They are putting in a new housing development back behind our place, lot of road work and messing around and today they was monkeying around in front of my house where there's a turn that ties into the road that leads back to the new houses someday.
I'm out chain sawing and chopping wood and a fella comes walking up to let me know they was gonna put in a culvert, kind of straighten my driveway where it meets the road etc.
We chatted a bit and addressed some of my concerns.
He finally came out and said him the other fella he was working with flipped to see who had to come talk to me.
I asked why. He said any guy chopping wood and running a chainsaw in a wheelchair has to be a bad hombre.
I kind of chuckled at that. He said they were kind of told to expect the most trouble from my place. I told em the project ain't over yet. Seemed like nice fella's, if I gotta tangle it will have to be with higher ups than them.
I'm really peace loving and getting soft with high mileage ya know?