Microtech unveils new knife making technology!!

[Spear Point]

To celebrate the first day of April, Microtech have released a brand new kind of knife technology. Soon to be mass produced, you can take a peek at this new knife at:
www.spearpoint.com and check out the latest "feature" article. Don't miss this one!!!

 

[DC]

ROTFLMAO....Gawd, SP you are cute!

 

[tknife]

Bravo! Good one. And may the Force be with us all!

 

[stjames]

Very funny, but watch out for Lucas and 20th Century Fox. They are hardcore when it comes to copyright infringement.

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James

 

[Ranma]

(gasp) You mean Tony's creative use of particle laser isn't original?!

 

[Bob Irons]

May the Farce be with you O B 1!

 

[Bob Irons]

May the Farce be with you O B 1!

 

[Mike Turber]

HAHHAHAH

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[Spear Point]

You want one Mike? Act now and you can get some pretty good serial numbers.

 

[the4th]

Wow. Just like all the other Microtechs I've seen.....overpriced.

 

[Bartman]

I'm now rolling on the floor...

Guess I'm to late to write a check? probably the last knife Id need to buy, AHH HA HA HA!!
Great job spear..Now I know where you are and what you do....Be talkin to you, don't eat any smelly fish!!

 

[Mike Turber]

Thanks for the offer but I just got a new laser blade prototype from Cold Steel. It uses depleted Uranium as a powersource in the handle and workd much like a laser scalpel. The blade edge heats up to about 3700 degrees yet only a 1/2 back it is room temperature. The laser follows along a fiber optic cable with a hairline fracture which emits a non focused beam out about 10 microns. It cuts great! After a few months the price should come down to about 3,000 a piece and the Army wants them in the feild for their medics and not infantry. Should be a pretty cool knife.

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Mike Turber
BladeForums Site Owner and Administrator
Do it! Do it right! Do it right NOW!
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[James Mattis]

I want one, but I may wait for the forthcoming OdoKen - a shape-shifting knife that is really an alien living creature.

He (Or she? We're not sure if shape-shifters have gender or not) weighs a few ounces, and has the intelligence and loyalty of a golden retriever. Propery trained, with exposure to knife shows, martial arts videos, and the Food Channel, he can assume an edge hardness of about RC80, and simulate anything from an X-Acto knife to chef's knife to a medium size Bowie from your favorite ABS Master Smith, sense the appropriate shape from your situation, and disguise himself as something soft and harmless when he feels the presence of a metal detector or x-ray. Repeated exposure to x-rays is bad for his long-term health, so you should keep him on your person at security checkpoints.


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- JKM
www.chaicutlery.com

 

[Ken Cook]

Odo WHO?

April Fools my butt! I want one! Let's talk financing.

Just a couple of questions first.
1. Can I get the blade engraved?
2. How do you sharpen the danged thing?

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I cut it, and I cut it, and it's STILL too short!

 

[David Rock]

Yeah, right, but can you spread peanut butter with it?

David Rock

 

[Jim March]

To those worried about Lucas: parody is always legal under US law.

Jim March

 

[Dannyc]

Hehehehe... got me going there for more than 5 minutes, with occassional bouts of sudden giggles whenever I remembered that illustration... hahahahahaha!!!

Geezuz, guys! You sure know how to brighten up April Fool's day!

Dan

 

[Spear Point]

Wow, 75,000 hits in one day for the exclusive article for the Microtech Blaze, this knife is more popular than I thought! I gotta call Tony and see if he is willing to do a mass production run of this baby.

And for those who didn't get the joke... Financing plans are available!!

 

[Bartman]

Yes, and does it have a lock?? Don't want that puppy goin off in your pocket, you might loose your sword..

David you must use crunchy!!!Has someting to do with the transfer of molecular particles!!

 

[David Rock]

Spear Point: That stick-figure diagram is a riot.