Moderator and company relationship?

[Cpl Punishment]

Ok, now that they have you all confused. Shotty is a bastard son of mine from a mean ass old woman I met in a club many years ago that sort of resembled the club in that vampire movie (can't think of the name of it right now). Tony and I use to be lovers but he jumped back in the closet and went all straight on me. So, here I am, all alone with nothing but my farm animals to inherit my half of RAT Cutlery.

So we were right about Mike, then?

 

[R.A.T.]

Salma Hayek from Dusk to Dawn. Maybe not that one but seems most vampire women are hot

That's the movie but she wasn't hot.

 

[ironmike86]

Salma Hayek guess I'm not as picky
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:FromDuskTilDawnDance.jpg

 

[ron_m80]

Salma Hayek guess I'm not as picky
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:FromDuskTilDawnDance.jpg

Yeah sure man, before she turned. You can't forget shes a beast on the inside, thats the one you have to live with

 

[ironmike86]

Yes your right I forgot. They look like that after all the beer

 

[Cpl Punishment]

Yeah sure man, before she turned. You can't forget shes a beast on the inside, thats the one you have to live with

Kinda like getting married. . .


You do the deed, get the ring, and wake up wondering where the hell that hot minx you've been dating went and what the hell is that laying next to me. . .

 

[ironmike86]

Kinda like getting married. . .


You do the deed, get the ring, and wake up wondering where the hell that hot minx you've been dating went and what the hell is that laying next to me. . .

:thumbup:

 

[Mrs.Shotgunner11]

Kinda like getting married. . .


You do the deed, get the ring, and wake up wondering where the hell that hot minx you've been dating went and what the hell is that laying next to me. . .

you sure are asking for it today........aren't you?

 

[-sro-]

Vampires and salma hyak and farm animals...definatley not were I thought this thread would go to lol!!

 

[drew1095hc]

Vampires and salma hyak and farm animals...definatley not were I thought this thread would go to lol!!

If you didn't think that is where this would go........you aint been here long enough......lol......Drew

 

[-sro-]

Hahaha indeed I have not. Next time I will anticipate it.

 

[Mrs.Shotgunner11]

Vampires and salma hyak and farm animals...definatley not were I thought this thread would go to lol!!

If you didn't think that is where this would go........you aint been here long enough......lol......Drew

hahahaha! this hijacking was pretty mild too...IMO

 

[Don Rearic]

Salma Hayek was not hot in "From Dusk Till Dawn?" WTF? This points towards a need for new Optometric Examination or...perhaps some type of latent homersexual proclivities.

 

[hwpaintballer]

hahahaha! this hijacking was pretty mild too...IMO

I thought about throwing a curve ball on the first page but I decided not too.

 

[The Government]

"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." ("General Introduction to Psychoanalysis," S. Freud)


HAHAHAHAHA, I loved it.

Saved to quotes document,

Good one, thanks.

 

[nydude]

That's the movie but she wasn't hot.

I respectfully disagree.

Yeah sure man, before she turned. You can't forget shes a beast on the inside, thats the one you have to live with

by the by, this just comes with the territory when dating Latin women. ..., ...it's usually worth it.

 

[daddÿ]

Ok, now that they have you all confused. Shotty is a bastard son of mine from a mean ass old woman I met in a club many years ago that sort of resembled the club in that vampire movie (can't think of the name of it right now). Tony and I use to be lovers but he jumped back in the closet and went all straight on me. So, here I am, all alone with nothing but my farm animals to inherit my half of RAT Cutlery.

Is that such a bad thing? At most they say "baaadddd" and "neeeiiigggh means neeeiiigghhh"


-daddy

 

[texastonydobbs]

Jeff Randall (R.A.T.) and Mike Perrin own the company. Texastonydobbs and Shotgunner11 volunteer as mods. As far as I know they aren't related, but the latter two are Texans. Seems to be some Texan mod conspiracy in this place. I bet they sing the Texas Anthem every morning and such....

closes one to the truth.....minus singing portion

 

[R.A.T.]

Salma Hayek was not hot in "From Dusk Till Dawn?" WTF? This points towards a need for new Optometric Examination or...perhaps some type of latent homersexual proclivities.

You see how people can get the wrong idea from the way a sentence reads. I was not talking about Salma. You have to read the whole thread.

 

[crowdog]

Shotty is Jeff's son.
Tony is Jeff's son and second wife (now divorced).
Mike is Jeff's great uncle and third cousin.
Jeff is the dark overlord.

They are all from Alabama, although Shotty and Tony moved to Texas.
Shotty is currently married to his mother.
Tony is trying to chronicle the family tree.

+10:thumbup:
Tony is Jeff's son and second wife (now divorced). lmao