Modern Proverbs

[Acolyte2]

Any more Yogi Berra sayings? I can only remember two.

1. Its hard to make predictions, especially about the future.

2. Its like deja vu all over again.

 

[MVF]

The early worm gets the bird.

 

[java]

People who live in glass houses should dress in the basement.

It just goes to show you can never tell when you least expect the most.



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[MORIMOTOM]

if we continue along this path, we will end up where we're going.

 

[timcsaw]

if we continue along this path, we will end up where we're going.

Good one Yogi!

 

[Lazydog1]

Most barroom fights begin because someboody was talking when he should have been listening.

 

[Apebrains]

conFOOSHus say!

Man who go to bed wif itchy a$$h0le, wake up wif stinky finga!

 

[luvnsurf]

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

 

[panch0]

Don't squat with your spurs on.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

 

[cgwbear]

if you stand for nothing you'll fall for anything
country folk don't shine their own boots very often, and they never shine anybody else's

 

[mykulmorris]

It don't matter if you're the Pimp, or the Pope... Everyone has their good points, and everyone has their bad points.
-Me

 

[Totally Judy]

One of my very favorites:

"Principles only mean something if you stick to them when they are inconvenient."

 

[Disaster Monkey]

If at first you don't succeed, perhaps skydiving is not for you.