Monica Lewinsky turns 51

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Subject: A very special birthday this week.

Can you believe Monica Lewinsky turns 51 this week !?
It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees.
They grow up so fast!! :D
 
fitzo said:
Actually, she'll be 33 next month. : http://www.answers.com/topic/monica-lewinsky

Regardless, we can but hope she's quit drooling on herself by now. ;)
I should have checked, I know now just thinking about it she is a lot younger than I am Dahhh :rolleyes: I need to be hit in the head to jar that pea once in a while :D


one of Monica's dresses was to be auctioned off but someone told the auctioneer they could not do so, he asked why and the guy said because Clinton had put a deposit on it
:p
 
Clinton is pretty famous for a president. What is cool is that Monica gave him a blowjob, and now SHE is famous. :cool:
 
I wonder how many baby girls are being named "Monica" these days? Or boys named "Clinton"?
 
fitzo said:
I have to say, though, that I felt sorta sorry for her. After all, she was a presidential aide and blew her assignment.... :D

haha Mike
you snuck that one in after my post

that puts a new meaning in, getting a feel for the job. :o :D
 
Dan Gray said:
haha Mike
you snuck that one in after my post

that puts a new meaning in, getting a feel for the job. :o :D

LOL, that's a good one, Dan! Fun thread! I was sitting here laughing about this when I dreamt that edit up. Sorry to sneak it in!

Monica was too junior to have the position publicly, but in private the Pres made her his Head Aide. As such, she brought him a pizza this and a pizza that. Unfortunately for Bill, things spilled over and he couldn't keep her private anymore.... Public opinion forced her to give up her position. :D
 
fitzo said:
LOL, that's a good one, Dan! Fun thread! I was sitting here laughing about this when I dreamt that edit up. Sorry to sneak it in!

Monica was too junior to have the position publicly, but in private the Pres made her his Head Aide. As such, she brought him a pizza this and a pizza that. Unfortunately for Bill, things spilled over and he couldn't keep her private anymore.... Public opinion forced her to give up her position. :D
too bad she had to give up the position of Head Aid :(
if things didn't come to a head so fast she may have pulled off a fill-a-buster of her own who knows:confused:

. I think it was Kennedy that messed it up for her really, because he was jealous and wanted her for himself for some shooting practice he needed but as we know, another college is better at that than his is ,
so he would of settled on giving her a ride in his car,,
I think she'd actually get off on one of the bridges though,
to bad he wont share the same drink with his passengers though :eek: ;)
 
This is hilarious!!! :)

I heard that when Monica had to leave she took Bill's humidor with her. I feel sorry for him because that was a special box that gave his cigars a wonderful sweet moistness. The other cigar box he had was far too cold to ever use again.

It is good for Bill he had two full terms because he'll never get in that Oval Orfice again.
 
fitzo said:
This is hilarious!!! :)

It is good for Bill he had two full terms because he'll never get in that Oval Orfice again.
Don't you mean sprems not terms. I wonder if she swallowed on the first date????? HEHEHEHE!!!:confused: :confused:
 
Goodness, IG, I am a bit embarassed that you mistook what we have said here as sexual in nature. Reading back, though, I can see where a pig would misinterpret if he had a lewd and lascivious mind.

All Dan and I were doing was to create some humor and be punny.

Please try and keep your mind out of the gutter, my brother. It pains me to know you have not yet left those evil ways behind.




It getting crowded down here and you're stepping on my foot...........:D :D
 
fitzo said:
Goodness, IG, I am a bit embarassed that you mistook what we have said here as sexual in nature. Reading back, though, I can see where a pig would misinterpret if he had a lewd and lascivious mind.

All Dan and I were doing was to create some humor and be punny.

Please try and keep your mind out of the gutter, my brother. It pains me to know you have not yet left those evil ways behind.




It getting crowded down here and you're stepping on my foot...........:D :D
Hey!!! Once scooter trash always scooter trash. You know first hand what I mean. HEHEHEHE!!
 
it just goes to prove no two cigar boxes are the same but it's usually the owners fault
some smell of cheap cigars..:eek:

It is good for Bill he had two full terms because he'll never get in that Oval Orfice again.
Hillary has her own but it's doors have been bolted closed,
for lack of the right tools.
Bill had the nuts to loosen up, Monica knew there they were kept and Hillary still can't work her monkey wrench.

the moral of the story is
if you have nuts to loosen up and your Monkey wrench don't work, try using other tools at hand and the job may come along just fine.. or you may just find that someone else may the right tools and know how to use them,
:o :)
 
indian george said:
Hey!!! Once scooter trash always scooter trash. You know first hand what I mean. HEHEHEHE!!


I'm sorry, my brother, but I am clueless as to what you mean.

I am nowadays an Enlightened Man.

For instance, just this morning I was polishing my halo with Brasso. Well, sorta somethin' like that.... :p Maybe it wasn't a halo and maybe it wasn't brasso, but I felt en-lightened afterwards. :D
 
Dan Gray said:
......

the moral of the story is
if you have nuts to loosen up and your Monkey wrench don't work, try using other tools at hand and the job may come along just fine.. or you may just find that someone else may the right tools and know how to use them,
:o :)

Amen to that...........:thumbup:
 
I think perhaps we may have got him excited, Dan, and he headed for privacy......

and a soapbar.....;)
 
fitzo said:
I think perhaps we may have got him excited, Dan, and he headed for privacy......

and a soapbar.....;)

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;)
 
OH BABY!!!! Sticks and stones may break my bones, but leather and lace excite me.:thumbup: :thumbup: :D HEHEHEHEHE!!!
 
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