Monica Lewinsky turns 51

[fitzo]

............. but leather and lace excite me.:thumbup: :thumbup: HEHEHEHEHE!!!

...nevermind......too much cannonfodder there.


) My friend, it has been too long since I picked on you like this! Thank you for your good-natured 'big shoulders'. I wish you a great day!)

 

[rebeltf]

First off , this is one of the funniest threads I have read in a while.
and second off is a question...

Knowing who she had prior 'experience' with , would you still "hit it" ?

Hope this doesnt run off to W&C now.

 

[indian george]

...
) My friend, it has been too long since I picked on you like this! Thank you for your good-natured 'big shoulders'. I wish you a great day!)

Who are you calling friend ??? You Big Lardass.HEHEHEHE!!!
LOVE YA MAN!!! You Big No-ass.

 

[fitzo]

......

Knowing who she had prior 'experience' with , would you still "hit it" ?

.........

NOT! :barf:

before I'd ever do that, I'd rather kiss IG....... and before I'd ever do that, I'd rather kiss a dog's.......
Hmmmmmm...thinking about it for a moment, I don't know if there's any real difference between IG and a dog's.....

 

[fitzo]

I apologize to dogs everywhere for my insulting comparison.

 

[indian george]

NOT! :barf:

before I'd ever do that, I'd rather kiss IG....... and before I'd ever do that, I'd rather kiss a dog's.......
Hmmmmmm...thinking about it for a moment, I don't know if there's any real difference between IG and a dog's.....

This is true!!!! I would piss on your leg too. HEHEHEHE!!!!

 

[fitzo]

This is true!!!! I would piss on your leg too. HEHEHEHE!!!!

My metaphorical e-leg feels wet right now. I look down and see an e-chihuaha with a bald head and few teeth left, chest puffed out and trying to convince itself it really is as badarse as a real dog. Soon it will probably try to mount my leg, taking after its real world model......

 

[Dan Gray]

First off , this is one of the funniest threads I have read in a while.
and second off is a question...

Knowing who she had prior 'experience' with , would you still "hit it" ?

Hope this doesnt run off to W&C now.

yes with a stick maybe but it would be IG's stick

IG I'm not sure about the leather
but am sure about the lace and net stockings exciting you..

The eyes never lye hahaha

I apologize to dogs everywhere for my insulting comparison.

haha Mike I'm glad you said that. oh the complex problems of the poor things,,
Ig Has a few of them you know
if they could only talk.. oh Sheet I think I just gave IG more ammo to mess with

 

[micad]

Clinton is pretty famous for a president. What is cool is that Monica gave him a blowjob, and now SHE is famous.

Jeff,
Does this mean that IG, too, could be famous??? :jerkit:

 

[indian george]

My metaphorical e-leg feels wet right now. I look down and see an e-chihuaha with a bald head and few teeth left, chest puffed out and trying to convince itself it really is as badarse as a real dog. Soon it will probably try to mount my leg, taking after its real world model......

How about posting a pic of that miniature set of tweezers that you forge to hold your PP. Oh!! Never mind you seat down to P now. You should send them to Dan so he can quit using the string. It was funny at the last HI, he forgot to tuck the string back in. We where hoping that it would work like a fuse when he was in front of one of the forges.HEHEHEHEHE!!!

 

[indian george]

Jeff,
Does this mean that IG, too, could be famous??? :jerkit:

Listen !!! I am a legend in my own mind now.

 

[fitzo]

How about posting a pic of that miniature set of tweezers that you forge to hold your PP.

Perhaps you didn't realize that perspective was distorted in that foto, IG. That was from a distance to get everything in the foto. Those were outdoor barbecue tongs, and, yes, they did look small.

 

[indian george]

NOT! :barf:

before I'd ever do that, I'd rather kiss IG....... and before I'd ever do that, I'd rather kiss a dog's.......
Hmmmmmm...thinking about it for a moment, I don't know if there's any real difference between IG and a dog's.....

I bet you never kissed a parrot, but you kissed a cockortwo?????HEHEHEHEHE!!!!

 

[fitzo]

I bet you never kissed a parrot, but you kissed a cockortwo?????HEHEHEHEHE!!!!

That's actually pretty creative for you. Remembered that from 6th grade, did we? Congratulations. :jerkit:

C'mon, you can do better than that......

BTW...hope you have a good weekend! Nanc says hi to you two!

 

[shaldag]

Dan, I know where the mistake came from.

She's now a SIZE 51.........

 

[indian george]

That's actually pretty creative for you. Remembered that from 6th grade, did we? Congratulations. :jerkit:

C'mon, you can do better than that......

BTW...hope you have a good weekend! Nanc says hi to you two!

At least I made it that far. How about you?????:jerkit: :jerkit:
It's Lacoina weekend I wish I was up there at the races.

Helen is buying the Lobsters and steamers for tomorrow's diner, so that's pretty cool. She is smart I shell them all and she just sits back and eats them all afternoon.
Fatzo, you and Nanc have a good weekend. I would wish you a Happy Father's Day, but you are a Mother and that's only half a word.

 

[fitzo]

......... I would wish you a Happy Father's Day, but you are a Mother and that's only half a word.

This one's even better! It displays a lot of wit....your full half-share! :jerkit:

You enjoy ya lahbstah now, heah?:thumbup:

 

[indian george]

This one's even better! It displays a lot of wit....your full half-share! :jerkit:

You enjoy ya lahbstah now, heah?:thumbup:

At least I have half, yours is just dim.HEHEHEHE!!!

 

[fitzo]

At least I have half, yours is just dim.HEHEHEHE!!!

That was good!!!! Touche'! We both actually laffed out loud! :thumbup:

This has been a fun thread for me! Thanks! Hope it gave you a smile too.

 

[Dan Gray]

:thumbup:

IG the other half of you dribbled down your,, RRR,, well you know what I mean :jerkit:
being fathers day and all

I hope your lobstahhh was good :thumbup:
was it Maine Lobster or the mud sucking bugs you call Lobster out there:barf:



shaldag 51 ,,yes that was it