Moose style turkey

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I fried a turkey once and did not care for it much...I have no recollection of what happened to the oil. I rarely have much recollection of ANY of the events after eating on Thanksgiving;)
 
I just realized it's been a long time since I've lubed my lawnmower.


damn.
 
tradewater said:
I just realized it's been a long time since I've lubed my lawnmower.
damn.
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with five gallons of oil, you can lube your lawnmower all day long, then go next door and lube the neighbor's wife's lawnmower some before he catches you...

remember, oil is hard to light... unless you use a cotton ball wick...

i've been tempted to pour out the whole thing on a cool day down a steel hill, then it run out for a bit... then light it and run :> *WHOOSH* might be esp fun in Winter on a lake or something. fairly non-toxic.

best thing to do with those turkey friers? have a turkey frier PARTY. buy a couple turkies for the party, and much oil and people chip in some if you like. cook, eat, be merry... and everyone who visits can bring their own (unfrozen) turkey for the festivities, and leave with a nice moist crisp birdy for the week(s) to come ;)

then deep fry... stuff. venison. hamburgers. twinkies. party!

cool and filter the oil, make a giant slip and slide... much fun for the guests and kids. then burninate it later for clean up. whoosh!
 
sqoon said:
You're not really talking about his lawnmower, are you?
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I have no idea what you mean. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go do some maintenance on my jackhammer.

This one is more impressive...

[video=youtube;ETBD0EqQGoU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETBD0EqQGoU&feature=player_embedded[/video]
 
Sometimes I find it kind of nice to put on some ABBA and grease my drill press.
 
I knew Sweden would enter into this somehow.
 
Guyon said:
What do you do with all the peanut oil when you're done. Lube your lawnmower? That's my dilemma.
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That'd probably work... Or you could soak cotton balls in it and burn em. Burns like napalm.
OR OR you could stuff your mower with p-nut oil infused cotton balls and then burn it while you are mowing!
That's one of those "hold my beer and watch this" moments.
 
Lawn_Mower_on_fire.jpg
 
odd idea here: coffee-filter the oil and reuse it to make home-fries, home-made potato chips, etc? peanut oil is the best for frying stuff. great flavor and the turkey-esque cast to it wouldn't slow you down on the home fries at all. And homemade potato-chips are one of the greatest things on earth. (we need a hungry looking emoticon in this subforum)

Alternately, you could wait until it ices up in a few more weeks and "oops" and spill it down a nearby hill where you've placed a game camera facing the downhill intersection to capture the comedy. :D j/k
 
Recipe sounds great. I'm a big fan of roasting my turkey upside down. That way the juices drip down into the breast meat and make it all juicy and tasty and such.
 
Moose is a style Turkey ? I thought that he was happening with that purple pimp hat. :p
 
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