Moose's 1000th Post Giveaway

Congrats Moose on your 1000th post my friend..:thumbup:

Last month, I was trying to thread a dog-tag chain through paracord with the intent of utilizing my Izula as a neck knife. I took the interior strands out of the paracord and began to patiently wiggle the dog-tag chain down into the shell of the paracord. After quite a long time and seriously frustrated, I just sat there with my head in my hands thinking about how I couldn't let this piece of string out smart me. About that time, my wife walks into the room and asked what I was doing. With much hesitation, I told her of my failed attempts at creating a dog chain/paracord necklace. She looked me straight in the eye and said, "Why don't you just cut a new piece of paracord and tie one of the interior paracord strands to the end of the dogchain and just pull it through the paracord".

After hearing her suggestion, I politely asked her to leave the room. Once the door was shut, I quickly followed her sound advice and it took just a few minutes to successfully create my paracord/dogchain. Unfortunately, I have to give my wife credit, cause I would probably still be sitting in my den with my head in my hands......:D
 
when i was a girl, fishing with my pops(which we did often) we were sitting on the dock of a small lake(or big pond-maintained by the "sucker club" a fishing group of old codgers my pops belonged to). we had a few small catfish on the stringer and heard them flopping around quite a bit. pops went over to see whats what and pulled the stringer up to find a pretty good size snapping turtle gnawing on our supper. he grabbed his buck pocket knife, flicked er open with one hand and went to behead that old turtle. well that turtle grabbed his knife right outta his grasp and dove. pops was spewing all sorts of words i couldnt repeat in front of my mother nor here. fortunately my pops taught me well, i landed a big one and we had catfish for dinner despite that old snapping turtle.
thanks moose!
 
Well, I took my own advice and took a day off from posting, LOL:). I have been reading more of the forums that I don't go to often, or at all. I've been checking it out kinda learning some.

Thank you all so much for the kind words, it makes me happy to think I've given something back to the forums that has given me so much. I may have joined 4mos ago, but I been reading and lurking for a couple of years.

Great stories all, choosing one is gonna be tough. I had one I wanted to share, its not a boomer or anything, but I thought it might be worth a laff.

I lived on the coast in a little town called Gautier, west of Pascagoula Mississippi. Down there, was what is referred to as the Mississippi Sound, basically, a chain of islands about a mile off the coast, that broke up the waves and made the ocean there kinda like a lake, with chop. You could walk for about 300yds and the water would only be thigh deep.

We would run "skiffs", or aluminum john boats with small 25hp motors out to the islands to party and, er, um, entertain the opposite sex :D:thumbup:. It was a great place with alot to offer, surfing and fishing was great. We would fish for salt water trout that collected by the barges they parked by the islands. I digress.

My buddy Brad's skiff lost its drain plug once, so, he just plugged it with a metal 2 piece plug. Little did we know at the time, but the plug was carbon steel, not stainless like we thought. So, one day in November, we went to the barges to fish. The barges were achored about 3/4 mile past the archepeligo, and as it was getting close to dark, we decided to cut out losses and head in, about a mile off the island and in near dark, we noticed the motor was struggling, hard. Not having a light, we never saw the water flooding in, until it hit our feet. The improvised drain he put in weeks ago, rusted out and let go. about a 1/4 mile from the islands, we were bailing water like crazy, and about 200yds out, the boat sank. All I could grab in the starlit night was a throwable float and a flare. We kept a few around 'cause the were cool, and chicks dig cool, right?

So Brad and I both held the float and swam in, freezing our ass off in the cooling water. I wasn't arctic or anything, but it was cold. When we hit the beach, Brad lost his $hit, because he thought were we the new permanent residents of the island. :p Knucklehead. So, I grabbed some wood, and popped the flare, and got a fire going. We hung our clothes up on some branches to dry, and we took turns swimming out to where the boat sank, taking turns dragging it in. Took almost all night, one would swim out and pull, then float back on the throwable. Warm up, while the other was going out. We got the skiff back to shore, and pulled the motor off. After grabbing some quick zzz's, and with the day breaking, Brad stuffed a piece of cloth in a profilactic that we, um, er, just happen to have, and plugged the hole. We paddled in, taking turns bailing water and paddling until we hit the beach.

We laughed about it and eventually made it out to the island to get his motor a couple of days later. When we got there, the motor was gone. We figured someone went out there to party, and thought it was free Johnson 25hp motor day on Round Island. He was pissed, but we lived through it, and I got a cool story to tell. I kinda miss the coast, but not when I look at my mountains, just 30 minutes away.

Hope you enjoyed the story
 
Congrats Moose on your 1000th post my friend..:thumbup:

Last month, I was trying to thread a dog-tag chain through paracord with the intent of utilizing my Izula as a neck knife. I took the interior strands out of the paracord and began to patiently wiggle the dog-tag chain down into the shell of the paracord. After quite a long time and seriously frustrated, I just sat there with my head in my hands thinking about how I couldn't let this piece of string out smart me. About that time, my wife walks into the room and asked what I was doing. With much hesitation, I told her of my failed attempts at creating a dog chain/paracord necklace. She looked me straight in the eye and said, "Why don't you just cut a new piece of paracord and tie one of the interior paracord strands to the end of the dogchain and just pull it through the paracord".

After hearing her suggestion, I politely asked her to leave the room. Once the door was shut, I quickly followed her sound advice and it took just a few minutes to successfully create my paracord/dogchain.


Riverwarrior, almost the same scenario. I was trying my best to put a draw string back into a pair of sweatpants that the cord had come out in the laundry. I spent 15 minutes & had about 7" started. My dear loving, adorable, intelligent, sexy, & mature wife (have to say that, she reads these also:) ), ask what I was doing? I told her, how long I had been at it., etc. She then ask me why I didn't have a large safety pin clipped to the end of the string & then just pull it thru. I am happy to report that we are still married, & no assault or violence charges were filed that night . . . :D
Be safe.
p.s.: by the way, it took about 45 seconds once I found a pin . . .
 
1000 posts. I bet it's easy to do,,, or happens quick when discussing such enjoyable topics as goes on here. Cograts!

wanna hear a story; okay.

Several years back my son and I had been hiking and camping. Nearing the end of our stay we drove up to the top of oklahoma's highest peak. (Just a tired old hill in mountain states)....on the way down we came upon the scene of an accident and about a 4 car traffic jamb.

I could see a body near the roadside; the people ahead out in the road. A dude had fallen from the rocks above.

My son wanted to get out and see. "No No just sit here."

Do you have your phone? "look there's someone on the phone now. I told him.

I wasn't sure there was anything that could be done, and I didnt want my son to see it. I thought it might instill a fear; I felt I was protecting him. "Just wait and be quiet I continued ;getting impatient.

At the time I was thinking this guy had foolheartly gotten himself in a serious hurt doing something only the very stupid attempt. While all these do-gooders were hampering my path to a tasty cheeseburger after 3 days grubbing on bluegills and corn cakes. I was tired.
Isn't there something you can do? my son asked

I realized finally how much i was about to let him down. I dug out a sleeping bag real quick; we went covered the guy up and made sure paramedics had been called....I didnt cover his face. looking up the place I guessed he fell from was 20 feet at least. into a pile of rocks; he was fucked; we waited.

So not really a tale of anything to do with knowledge; but I learned alot from my son that day. Something that children know, but we adults are often willing to forget. if you see someone in need- help them. Even if you are not sure what to do-do something.
 
Congrats on 1000 Moose !!! I always enjoy your posts and this is a very generous giveaway, thanks.

It's not much but this is all I got.

I had been away in the Navy for 4 years. I had been out maybe a couple months. One Saturday, a knock on my door at 6 am woke me. Friends that I had not seen since before the Navy said " get your $hit were going camping and canoing." Spur of the moment, no caffeine, 22 years old, I took almost nothing.
Long story short, the guys had borrowed a tent, we canoed all day, sun going down, raining and cold we beach for the night, go to set up the borrowed tent (which no one had bothered to check) no poles, no cord, or stakes, what to do now?
I grabbed a large stick, put through the top of the tent, had everyone take out their shoe laces and rigged it up in some overhanging branches. Took my knife out and made some tent stakes out of sticks. It wasn't the greatest shelter but it was a great trip. 18 years ago and it still makes me smile:)
 
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A story of when I was smarter than the gear I was carrying? Hmm.. I think I have an oddly appropriate one (or inappropriate, depending on how you interpret the choices made), for anyone who is interested.

I'll start with a pic, to set the mood:



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This picture was taken early last spring on the final day of a long weekend hiking / camping trip. It was in an area that should have been WELL under the snow line... or at least that's what my party thought. It turned out that we had hiked too far south, and ended up about 8 kilometers from our original destination, and at a much higher elevation. We were ultimately about 22 kilometers from the nearest trail out - many many hours of ground to cover in terrain like that.

In my opinion, the image nicely sums up that final day of the trip: confusion. My group (three of us; myself, my girlfriend, and my cousin) had ended up totally lost at a much higher elevation than we intended to be, and surrounded by snow and ice. A bad situation. My cousin and I are both very experienced hikers and outdoors men, and I am personally quite familiar with the mountains we were hiking, so there really was no excuse for us to even be in a situation like this. However, we were in that situation, and as you may be able to tell from the picture, the sun was quickly setting behind those mountains. We were running out of light, and I was the only one in the group who had any kind of idea where we were. Something had to be done.

I should also stop here quickly and mention that early spring is probably the most dangerous time of year to be camping. It's deceptively warm in the city, where everything is in full bloom and colourful. It's easy to get fooled by this. It's easy to think you can just pack light, with warm weather and summer gear, since it's so nice out. The birds are chirping, the bees are buzzing, and love is in the air (aww :o). But when you get to the mountains? Things change very quickly, becoming grey and dark and cold. The mountains are still in their hateful, malevolent winter mindset. For this reason, spring is dangerous; it's easily underestimated.

Anyway, where was I? Right - what do we do? It's cold out, we're losing light, and we're lost.

Well, we certainly had the gear to set up camp and hunker down. It's the obvious choice, right? We had a small tent, tarps, and tools. Not only that, but we were cold and we were wet, with dampened morale. Because of that, making fire immediately, right there, and drying ourselves out before getting into our tent and bed was the popular option. But I didn't like it. My cousin and my girlfriend thought it was the best approach, quoting common survival knowledge that when you are lost, you stay put, but I knew how dangerous it can be to stay in those mountains. I took one look to the north, and immediately told them "no." There were thick black clouds in the distance, and I knew from experience what that meant. We had to get to a lower elevation while we still had the light to do so, THEN we could play camp.

Was it fair to veto a group vote, especially when our gear would support that vote? Probably not. But since I was the only one with experience in this area, I had in a way taken leadership, and would veto it anyway. I wasn't about to spend the night shivering in a leaky tent surrounded by ice, trying not to lose another toe.

Had I been there with just my cousin? Sure, I'd go with the sound logic of staying put and camp there for the night. Him and I have been through worse shit together before. But I was not going to put my girlfriend through a mountain storm on her first real camping trip. She acts tough, but I know her bravery has its limits. We had to get into a warmer temperature range.

So I had us sit down for 15 minutes to have a look around and figure out just where the hell we were. I knew we needed to head northeast, but finding a route that would get us down quickly rather than retracing the huge loop that got us there in the first place would be a challenge. I checked my topographical map, figured out roughly where we were, and located a small valley that looked promising. That was it, that was our way out. No time for discussion. Time to move.

So we did. We climbed and slipped and hiked down, lower and lower into the valley. Within a couple hours, the snow had began to thin out significantly. Not long after that, there were only muddy patches of snow and ice. The sun was setting now, and we decided it was time to stop and finally set up camp and dry off. The winds were beginning to howl in the trees, pushing the black clouds overhead, and freezing rain was beginning to pour. We needed to prepare for the oncoming storm, despite my best efforts to avoid it.

First order of business, get our shelter set up and create fire. My girlfriend and I would take care of shelter, while my cousin would get a fire going. Usually I'm the fire guy, but this time my cousin volunteered to take the axe out, kind of nodding towards my girlfriend and directing my attention to her. She was starting to appear pretty shook up. She's a strong girl; the type that never admits she's scared, but I think it was the screaming winds that finally got to her. So I went over to spend some time comforting her, in my own way. I had her set up our tent and help me tarp out some areas near what would be our firepit, keeping her busy and her mind occupied. She thinks I'm just a lazy slacker trying to make her do everything, but that's only half true. I have my reasons for making her work.

Fortunately, my cousin is no slouch with an axe. He returned shortly with a good supply of what was previously standing dead wood, the only thing dry enough to burn in this kind of environment. We sparked some cotton, and soon had a big flame burning and drying us out, just before the storm hit. And man, what a storm it was. Trees were falling all over the mountain, hail was shooting UP the valley as it got caught in the powerful updrafts, and in the distance we could hear thunder booming. Still, we sat under our tarps near the flame, content for the moment.

I'm confident that we would have been in a much worse situation had we stayed where we originally were, where we "should" have stayed according to search and rescue units and the gear on our backs. I took a risk, going against better judgement and hiking into an unknown valley to seek shelter, but in the end I think it payed off. That storm would have been much worse at the higher elevations, even if we had instead spent the afternoon thoroughly setting up camp rather than hiking.

We made it back to the car by nightfall the next day, returning home late. We were drained and exhausted, but still alive. Those two will never let me live down the time I got them lost in knee deep snow, but I still maintain that we were just "exploring".

Thanks for reading all this, I hope you guys got some enjoyment out of my story.


...And it's not even the worst story I have. I freaking love the mountains!!
 
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Congrats on the milestone! And thanks for the chance.

Once while in the Marine Corps, I was out on a mission with a 4 man team, we had done a 2 day stalk and were wet, sweaty, hungery, cold and all around beat. We were in South Korea near the DMZ on Halloween, and it was getting colder by the minute. For weight we had only carried (2) sleeping bags and (2) bivy sacks. Thinking we could all use one and huddle together to stay warm. Well That wasnt working, not in sweaty clothes and Ghillie suits! So me and my spotter decided to use ours together and both got in the bag and bivy. Yes it was alittle gay, but god damn it worked! In the morning the other two asked where my spotter went off to, and I just unzipped the bag to there surprize!
 
Congrats on the milestone! And thanks for the chance.

Once while in the Marine Corps, I was out on a mission with a 4 man team, we had done a 2 day stalk and were wet, sweaty, hungery, cold and all around beat. We were in South Korea near the DMZ on Halloween, and it was getting colder by the minute. For weight we had only carried (2) sleeping bags and (2) bivy sacks. Thinking we could all use one and huddle together to stay warm. Well That wasnt working, not in sweaty clothes and Ghillie suits! So me and my spotter decided to use ours together and both got in the bag and bivy. Yes it was alittle gay, but god damn it worked! In the morning the other two asked where my spotter went off to, and I just unzipped the bag to there surprize!

ROFLMAO!!! Oh, hell. That was good, I'm still laffin' as I type this. I have heard how cold it gets in Korea, I had Army buddies stationed there. But they must have under sold the coldness. "Where's your spotter?" "Right where he should be, spottin'" LMAO, good one, real good.

Moose
 
Ok, I'm back from my trip and as promised, I have picked a winner. Even with the skills and the gear, NothingCoherent made a decision that was much smarter than the gear they were had. Good story and thank you for sharing. PM or email me with your addy, and I'll ship'em out first thing.

Thank you again to all. The information and friends I have met here are worth a hundred machetes and moras, I wish I could give more, but, alas, I gotta save something for 2000 posts, don't I.

Moose
 
Wow, awesome! Thanks very much Moose - an email will be sent momentarily.

I was actually just in the market for a new Mora, but couldn't decide on which one I wanted to try next, so this works out great. And I have very little experience with a machete, so this will give me a chance to try something new and get away from an axe for a little bit! They will be well used tools.

Your generosity is very appreciated. I love this forum and the community here! Best place on the web :thumbup:

edit: email sent. Let me know if you received it, as I'm not familiar with how the email system works on this forum. :o
 
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Wow, awesome! Thanks very much Moose - an email will be sent momentarily.

I was actually just in the market for a new Mora, but couldn't decide on which one I wanted to try next, so this works out great. And I have very little experience with a machete, so this will give me a chance to try something new and get away from an axe for a little bit! They will be well used tools.

Your generosity is very appreciated. I love this forum and the community here! Best place on the web :thumbup:

edit: email sent. Let me know if you received it, as I'm not familiar with how the email system works on this forum. :o

AWESOME!!! Take pics and post'em when you get some good snow time in with them, LOL. You and I agree on that, this is the best place on the web!! I got your email, and responded.

Dude! I'm from Gulfport!

Hell yeah!!! That's funny, I lived down there for a few years, loved the place but hated the smell. After a couple of months, that poggy plant didn't stink anymore, but I still remember the nose fumagation it gave.

Moose
 
Congrats on the milestone! And thanks for the chance.

Once while in the Marine Corps, I was out on a mission with a 4 man team, we had done a 2 day stalk and were wet, sweaty, hungery, cold and all around beat. We were in South Korea near the DMZ on Halloween, and it was getting colder by the minute. For weight we had only carried (2) sleeping bags and (2) bivy sacks. Thinking we could all use one and huddle together to stay warm. Well That wasnt working, not in sweaty clothes and Ghillie suits! So me and my spotter decided to use ours together and both got in the bag and bivy. Yes it was alittle gay, but god damn it worked! In the morning the other two asked where my spotter went off to, and I just unzipped the bag to there surprize!

^ It must have been real cold. ^

It better have been damn cold!!!!! But I feel your pain skab. We went out on a 21 day'er one time and it was the fall time in Fayetnam NC, I mean how cold could it possibly get? So me and my guys wanted to go light, no bags, ponchos and liners only. Well wouldnt you know about 5 days in it decides to break loose and rain and turn cold. For those that dont know, anyone stationed at Fort Bragg calls Fayetville NC Fayetnam due to the possiblility of death everytime you leave post, It aint pose to get cold down there. I'm from the mtns of NC one year dad calls me and tells me to bring my truck home, and hell let me have his car (it was the only 4x4 in the family at the time) I asked why, he said that there was 12" of snow on the ground and no end in sight, I called BS as I was playing basketball with no shirt and in a pair of shorts at the time. Went and looked at the weather channel and sure enough the beginning of the blizzard of '93 was hitting the mtns of WNC. Anyway that is just the difference of how its not pose to get cold in Fayetville. Back on track. So day 5 and only ponchos and liners, rain starts and we are going black, meaning no light at night which means no fire! It hits in the high 20's and we are seperated and solo in our soaking wet clothes and just a poncho and liner to keep us warm and dry. It is amazing what a man will do when he gets cold enough. 5 of us finally got smart and got together (that is all I am going to say) we got warm enough to at least get some sleep, but the first one up in the a.m. got scared and the rest of us did too :D Dang that was a long post.
 
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