Moose's Moderator Contest

DOH, :foot::foot::foot::foot::foot: totally misunderstood the thread ....my bad.......

can i least get Honorable Mention then? :D
 
moosez45 said:
I have a Black Watch, interesting. It looks different. Yeah, I gotcha on the roots thing, it was easy for me, I started competing in the Scottish Games and they found me, LOL.

Moose
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Yea it does look different, but side-by-side you can see it. The colors I think thro it off. Always wanted to do the games, but the disks in my back beg to differ. LOL
 
My entry is forthcoming.
 
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ALL HAIL THE MODS!!!
 
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OK, THAT WAS FUNNY, FUNNY, FUNNY!!!!!!

Leading the pack.

Moose
 
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double penetration... double the endurance... wait, are those vikings?

nice.
 
Damn, he should win for sure.

He ripped his mustache off his face and stuck it on the tactool....:thumbup:
 
Flexxx said:
Damn, he should win for sure.

He ripped his mustache off his face and stuck it on the tactool....:thumbup:
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no! the story must be told! the tactitool ripped it off his face!

you should see his face! no! you should not!

that other guy? yeah, you don't even WANT to know where that hair came from.
 
That was very funny, but also quite alarming.... Did your wife see you doing that?
 
tonym said:
That was very funny, but also quite alarming.... Did your wife see you doing that?
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Good lord no, she was at work.

However, this morning, in a fit of insanity, I showed it to her. She laughed and said since it was to win a contest it was fine. Then she offered to share her breakfast with me. So I punched her in the mouth and took all of it.
 
(Narrated in a corny French accent)

Today we find ourselves deep in the wilderness searching for the wild Cold Steel Hunter.

After weeks of searching we finally find one resting in it's natural habitat.
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After what seemed like hours of observing this majestic animal it started to get hungry and it found itself some dinner.
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Little did it know, but the Hunter was being hunted by a much larger and more dangerous animal; a Becker.
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We watched patently as the Becker slowly approached the Hunter. The Hunter took an aggressive posture to try to scare off the Becker as it approached.
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As the Becker got closer to attack, the Becker's offspring followed behind. It came in behind swiping at me as it went by to join it's mother.
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All of a sudden the Becker attacked the Hunter. It would seem that Mother's will do anything to feed their young.
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The Mother Becker and her offspring devoured the Hunter to nothing but bone, and they continued to gorge themselves on the remains of the Hunter's pray.
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When the Becker and her young had their fill; they left. And that was when a scavenger seemed to have came from nowhere and finished off what was left behind.
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You see the wild is a strange and cold place. Creatures will do anything to feed their young. And in this example we saw the way life is deep in the wilderness.

Make sure to tune in next time when we observe the smallest of the Becker's devour much larger creatures.

Thank you my friends.

FIN.

ALL HAIL MOOSE THE MOD!!!!
 
moosez45 said:
I spit tea everywhere, OMG that was some funny shite there!!!!:D:D:D:D:D
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Lol, yeah, I threw that in there for a chuckle or two. Honestly though, if anyone was going be labeled the violent one in our relationship, it would be her. Most people think I am joking when I say I knew she was the one when she woke me up with a punch in the mouth. Thankfully, it is 100% true.

Don't get me wrong, I am not a masochist, but her brand of crazy is exactly what I love. She's mandokarla through and through.
 
MyWifeThinksImCrazy said:
Make sure to tune in next time when we observe the smallest of the Becker's devour much larger creatures.

Thank you my friends.

FIN.

ALL HAIL MOOSE THE MOD!!!!
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OMG, this is turning out to be a laff riot. Glad I made it a contest, LOL.

Moose
 
I bet that Cold Steel Hunter tasted kind of... gamey...

:D
 
Double Endurance ... some funny $hit right there. LMAO.

Some bare feet on the BK 2 would have been a riot !
 
DerekH said:
Good lord no, she was at work.

However, this morning, in a fit of insanity, I showed it to her. She laughed and said since it was to win a contest it was fine. Then she offered to share her breakfast with me. So I punched her in the mouth and took all of it.
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Your little skit is hilarious. If you didn't win something for it, you should win some for the "So I punched her in the mouth and took all of it." That was awesome.

I was eating a cookie when I read it and I spit it all over my laptop and the table.

My wife didn't think it was too funny though.

Until I punched her in the mouth.
 
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