Morning Decisions

I picked one out of my knife bag this morning and as I walked away I could have sworn I heard some whimpering from all the others. Dang that drives me nuts.
 
I don't have that problem,I carry the same 4 or 5 knives for days when I'm working,usually carry at least 3 or 4.When I go out is when I usually have that problem because I can't take that many with me and I have to decide which one gets to go.
 
Blues said:
Or, just don't get dressed, stay home and play with all of 'em. ;) :p
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I am late every day just because of this addiction.

VCM3 said:
After I get going,and gone,then I think about the ones I left home.
Is there a phone number somewhere to call about this ?
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If you find one, please call me, or just send PM, I am on this forum at least 6 hours a day. I need help I tell you.
Jim
 
Absintheur (aka "Runs Naked with Many Knives): I thought you had changed that to "Talks with High Voice"...

Mike
 
Not a bad idea at all, really.....except that I don't really think sharp objects and genitiles go good togather.
 
"Runs naked with many knives" :p I'm gonna laugh about that one every time I open my little knife drawer. One of the best lines I've heard on the forums in a long time!

thx - cpr
 
Absintheur said:
My Indian name is Runs Naked with Many Knives...
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Went on an overnight campout consisting of fathers and cub scouts. One of the little boys was given an SAK, a Classic, I think, to use while we were out there. He opened the scissors and started running around screaming "RUNNING WITH SCISSORS!! I'M RUNNING WITH SCISSORS!!"

I fell on the ground laughing. Could not contain myself. There were tears. I was not the only one.




His father was less amused.
 
I've been known to GO BACK home on the journey to work simply because there's a knife I've changed my mind about and MUST HAVE for the day....
It's nice never to grow up!
 
I've never gone home on the way to work to get a different knife... but I've gone home at lunch and switched up.

And after dinner. Or when I take the dog for a late night stroll. Or if I'm taking my wife to dinner and want something else for my steak, or...
 
Well we know that collecting any thing...hang on, I'll get your oil in a minute...can become an addiction. At times you have to...I know I said I would sharpen you, give me a minute to finish this post...step back and access the situation. If you find your knives are...no,I am NOT talking about you guys...taking up too much of your time and are beginning to...I know I said I would carry you today but I messed the rotation up and owe a day to Slippie...interfere with the rest of your life you may want to seek out some professional...would you guys pipe down, everyone will get their pivots exercised today...guidance. You are the ones in control of your collection...all right, all right, I am about done...your collection is not in charge of you.
 
Laugh? I was trying to make a serious post about...hey, be nice to the new guy... an addiction that can be a problem for some people. I know may of us don't...his name is TwistMaster, Opie you should get along with him, he's your American cousin...have a psychological problem but I know at least a few of you do. It is nothing to...Slippie quit showing off your snap like that, the new guy doesn't have a spring like you do...laugh at or make fun of. Sometimes the addiction can...no carbon V isn't his age, he is probably as old as you are Soddie...lead to believing your knives are alive. This is the point...ok...which one of you googled "naked knives", grow up and don't blame Slipper, she isn't into that...that I would recommend seeking out professional help.
 
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