Most offensive looking knife?

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Steelwolf

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Just for fun people.
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What is the most offensive knife you have ever seen? And offensive here can be take to mean something that really looks so bad that you want to gouge your eyes out to prevent further brain damage.

It can also be taken to mean a knife that looks like a true-to-life death dealer, which looks like it could just get up on its own and hack you to death, or something which will cause the sheeple to shut their mouth in abject terror, piss their pants or have a heart attack.
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Let the games begin!
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Judging from the looks on my coworkers faces when I was waving it around in the office not too long ago, I'd say the Al Mar Warrior is pretty "offensive looking"...

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Originally posted by Steelwolf:
something which will cause the sheeple to shut their mouth in abject terror, piss their pants or have a heart attack.
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Where can I get that knife?



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The knife I find most offensive is actually quite a useable and ergonomic knife, and that's the CS Jot Singh Kalsa. I had a fully serrated model, and while the blade with the hump was just butt-ugly, it opened very smoothly and was great for opening or cutting fiberous things--like reenforced tape or cardboard. Believe it or not, a friend of mine who was a girl--not a 'girl friend'--saw the thing, and I gave it to her. I don't really miss the knife, but it was a fresh idea.--OKG
 
i have a jot singh khalsa also, and while a little unsightly it really worked well when i used it to saw a frozen pound of ground chuck!!!...i alos was told that it looks nasty (intimidating), but i think the crkt kasper looks nasty!!!!
 
A similar post was brought up a few months ago. My vote would go for the Emerson Rhino, but the REKAT Pocket Hobbit got a lot of votes too.
 
The REKAT Pocket Hobbit is one scary piece of work.

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Spyderco Civilian or Matriarch. Especially with serrations. Slim, Sleek, Sharp, definately my choice.
 
I would have said Civilian, too, but I looked at a CS Grand Vaquero (or is it Vaquero Grande?), yesterday. Can anyone actually fit one of these things in their pocket? Has to be a foot long when open. Has to be the most offensive looking folder I've seen.
How about some of those Hibben fantasy knives?

[This message has been edited by Owen (edited 10-10-2000).]
 
Any stiletto whether 11",13" or bigger tends to get people shaking. Throw in a black leather jacket and slick your hair back and you are the devil incarnate.
Bob
 
For most brain-damaging, I vote for the Pakistani hunter/bowie I saw in the Smokey Mtn. catalog. About an 8" bowie blade - with an ulu blade growing out of the top of the spine like some deformity !!
Best part about it was the ad copy - "the ulimate big-game skinner" ! I believe an ulu works with pressure directly opposite the blade edge, where in this case there was another blade edge ! (Neither was probably very sharp anyway)

For scariness, some of those silly fantasy blades with names like Night Stalker or Slayer.

For downright serious hardware without the silly fantasy angle - anything from REKAT, or the KFF.
 
Personal opinion:
Civilian and Sifu, ugly/scary? Not really. The Civilian is a really pretty knife, with its unusual blade shape. The SIFU is pretty big, sure, but its lines are very pleasing from an aesthetic standpoint, and big knives don't scare me. No, I'd have to say that the Hobbit Warrior is the nastiest damned thing I've ever seen, as it fits both the ugly and intimidating categories.

Opinion of my friends:
Most of my friends are fairly knife-friendly (or are after close association with me, anyway). Autos are no longer regarded as evil incarnate, balisongs don't get a reaction unless I look like I'm going to stab myself in the leg flipping one around. The only thing I own right now that still gets the "Oh ****" reaction is the 30" khukuri under my bed. And that's probably just because they don't see it that much.
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While I still think that the Civilian is one scary mudduh, If we're going for ugly, I have to agree: Hobbit Warrior. That is one uuuuugly piece of steel.
 
Civilian, hands down. Should have picked one of those up years ago when I first saw it. Think I could get onto an airplane with one of those?
 
That COBRA knife from the Sylvester Stallone movie is pretty offensive

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Fixed...teh Hobbit Warrior ro CS Desperado

Folder...Pocket Hobbit or Civilian...

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