I'm a cycler, but not a mountain biker. For some reason I don't get the same joy from it as I do hiking. I've been moutain biking a time or two, and it seems like (and this just might be where I'm green at it) I paid too much attention to what was ahead of me, and not enough to what was around me. I like to take in everything when I'm out on a date with Ma Nature.
However, I do like and own a couple hybrid bikes; my first was a Scwhinn Link, the other is a GT Timberline I bought off a guy for 25 bucks (he thought he was slick and was selling me a bike that wouldn't shift gears. Apparently he didn't know how to adjust the derailleurs. So I got a 300 or 400 dollar bike at a steal.). Ended up giving the Link to my wife. I flat dig that GT.
I like the look on peoples' faces when I talk about having to clean my
bike or having to do maintenance to it.
"
You have a motorcycle?" (everybody who knows me knows that I don't care much about motorcycles now that every Jack, Mason, Landon, Tyler, Blake, Blaine and Blaire have one)
"Nope. A bicycle."
They do the

and then the

, because a grown man has something that is considered a child's toy. Especially a guy who is known for sleeping in the dirt and eating what he finds in the wilderness.