I couldnt remember which one he played the baskeball player in..
Ok, Im going to give two, just because. The first one should be easy, the second.. maybe not.
1. Ah, do you love the little birds so much that when they come to see you, you give them this to perch on.
2. R: Nobody had a coat?
C: I thought you said you didn't want a coat...
R: Why would I not want a coat?
C: You said you didn't want a coat!
R: I was being ironic.
C :Oh, ho, ho, irony! Oh, no, no, we don't get that here. See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at.