Move Quote time II - THE SEQUEL!

It looks like grownstar isn't interested in posting one up. Why don't you throw another up Matty?
 
Sure I'll throw a new one in. This is from a pretty recent comedy, I found it pretty funny :) :

CD's Wife: So how did you and Doug meet?
M: We met at a party and then he stalked me to my dorm room.
CD: Stalked you? And then what happened?
M: Then we hung out and watched a movie [pause for a second] Actually we watched it a couple times...
CD: This is bulls**t! Waiter! Can a black man get some water!
S: Someone get the man some water. He's black, he's been through a lot!
 
Probably time for a hint ;)
G2
 
Oops sorry :o I forgot.
That one was 22 Jumpstreet the sequel. I actually found it pretty funny. I'll put in a new quote that I think more people will get :)

B: [holding up a bowling ball] What the f**k is this?
D: Obviously you're not a golfer.
 
Sorry nope that's not the one. Some more hints. It's a stoner bowler. In the movie there is a kidnapping and mistaken identities
 
I imagine this one will be pretty easy...

"How is it that the ultimate prize in the most macho sport ever invented is a piece of jewelry?"
 
The answer is "Draft Day". Not sure if anyone is still reading this thread, but I will try and resurrect it with an easy one:

Spoken in a french accent:
"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
 
eschwebach said:
The answer is "Draft Day". Not sure if anyone is still reading this thread, but I will try and resurrect it with an easy one:

Spoken in a french accent:
"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
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I actually used the elderberries line to my friend the other day :D
Monty Python and The Holy Grail
 
Sorry guys! Got really busy and forgot to check back in.

Heres mine, from a western :)

1: Maybe you think you're fast enough to keep up with us, huh?
2: A lot faster than you'll ever live to be
 
Q: "Department of Transportation?"
"I've been there over 10 years now."
"Wow, What do you do at the DOT?"
"I study traffic patterns. You hit the brakes for a second, just tap them on the freeway, you can literally track the ripple effect of that action across a 200-mile stretch of road, because traffic has a memory. It's amazing. It's like a living organism."

G2
 
I know this line but its not coming to me.. I keep seeing Tommy Lee Jones but its not him. Itll come to me.
 
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