Movie Quote time!

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Krieger said:
This one's kinda long but this scene was so funny IMO:

Q: "Rory? Yeah I know Rory. He's not to be underestimated, you've got to look past the hair and the cute, cuddly thing - it's all a deceptive facade. A few nights ago Rory's Roger iron's rusted, so he's gone to the local battle-cruiser to catch the end of his footer. Nobody is watching the custard so he turns the channel over. A fat man's north opens and he wanders over and turns the Liza over. 'Now f*** off and watch it somewhere else.' Rory knows claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, he stands and picks up a fire extinguisher and he walks straight past the jam rolls who are ready for action, then he plonks it outside the entrance. He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub and switches back to his footer. 'That's f***ing it,' says the guy. 'That's f***ing what' says Rory. Rory gobs out a mouthful of booze covering fatty; he then flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest and the man's lit up like a leaky gas pipe. Rory, unfazed, turned back to his game. His team's won too. Four-nil."
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Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels.
 
"Do you know that story about how NASA spent millions of dollars, developing this pen that writes in zero-g?

Did you ever read about that?

Yeah.

You know how the Russians solved the problem?

Yeah. They used a pencil."
 
Tony_A said:
"Do you know that story about how NASA spent millions of dollars, developing this pen that writes in zero-g?

Did you ever read about that?

Yeah.

You know how the Russians solved the problem?

Yeah. They used a pencil."
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A: Man of the Year

Q: Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.


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Gary W. Graley said:
A: Man of the Year

Q: Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.


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Wrong answer. (I believe Man of the Year paraphrased a similar line from this earlier movie)

Here's another quote: (from the same movie)

"You got anything to eat?

I haven't eaten anything since later this afternoon."
 
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Hmm, sorry about that! I thought it sounded familiar, maybe someone
will chime in with the right answer and your additional hint,
G2
 
Gary W. Graley said:
Q: Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.
G2
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Clint Eastwood, Unforgiven
I am pretty sure Clint says that line when he goes into the saloon (where his dead friend is propped up in a coffin) drunk and shoots the place up. He then sees the unarmed and scared saloon owner. The man says he is unarmed. He shots him anyway. Afterwards someone remarks how he was unarmed. And while lighting a smoke he says "Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend."

Easy one "keep your friends close, and your enemy's closer.
 
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DrivebyTrucker said:
Clint Eastwood, Unforgiven
I am pretty sure Clint says that line when he goes into the saloon (where his dead friend is propped up in a coffin) drunk and shoots the place up. He then sees the unarmed and scared saloon owner. The man says he is unarmed. He shots him anyway. Afterwards someone remarks how he was unarmed. And while lighting a smoke he says "Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend."

Easy one "keep your friends close, and your enemy's closer.
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unfortunately you are correct, but, I was not, so the turn right now
belongs to gruntinhusaybah at this time...

G2
 
OK, here we go:

Q: Vodka is a luxury we have. Caviar is a luxury we have. Time is not.
 
Still here? Another from the same flick (this one was in the trailer, too,)
"Do you think that makes me less dangerous, or more dangerous?"
 
Not a quote here, just an inquiry, does anybody recall the movie "Straw Dogs" starring Dustin Hoffman? Any idea if it is available in a modern format? Definitely worth watching.
 
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