Moving into a dorm: a knife addict's dream

Andrew Lynch

Andrew Lynch

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On moving day the bastids sure don't ask why you carry a knife; they ask if they can borrow it. I believe I've cut open more plastic clamshell packages, opened more boxes, cut more tape, and pryed more than ever before!

I've been using a swiss tool for general utility stuff, but all the cutting is done by the skeleton key. You think I should bring up the Steel Heart for dorm room security? :cool:
 
Gee, I suppose I couldn't have my shotgun there to go bird hunting with either. The good 'ole days are gone!
:(
 
Most uni's with a police department will let you take your hunting guns there and secure them while you are at the uni. Then pick them up when you want to go hunting and drop them off when you are done. At least this was the way when I was at UGA working for the UGAPD. Could be changed now since that was back in 1996.

Oh...and you should probably check with the Uni PD before you just show up with your long gun. :D They get kinda nervous between donut breaks. :D
 
Oh...any knife would be confiscated by your dorm Nazis. You should at very least hide the contraband in your foot locker or something and not take it out. Sorry buddy.
 
Wait til the dorm nazis come, shine a BRIGHT light in their eyes, and walk away. They'll be caught like deer in headlights. Bwahahahahaha.... :p ;)
 
Hey Andrew just hang your knives on the wall and tell em you bought on Home Shopping Network , just for display. :p :D


Nick
 
Lucky...man I would love to be back in the dorms...my first year at college....bright eyed bushy tailed....and speaking of tail...all the cute co-ed tail just waiting to be....yes...those were the days. :D

Oh...and beer....mmmmmmmmm...beer.
 
:confused: a dorm dream :confused: (must be like a wet dream)

ok hamguy, it's like waterskiing or scuba diving, keep a clean mind here :)
 
I am plenty envious of young Mr. Lynch.

Oh to know what we know now and be able to go back to that age... :grumpy:
 
You guys will have to come down to some of the frat parties I keep getting invited to ;)

BTW, I saw this ad in the wanted section of the uni newspaper today....is this for real :eek:

Looking for males ages 21-35 who are casual drinkers for a university study on alcohol's affect on the body.

Let's see....free beer....and you get paid??? Jerry are you hearing this???
 
Andrew Lynch said:
Looking for males ages 21-35 who are casual drinkers for a university study on alcohol's affect on the body.

Let's see....free beer....and you get paid??? Jerry are you hearing this???
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i'm in!!!! :cool:
 
Andrew Lynch said:
You guys will have to come down to some of the frat parties I keep getting invited to ;)

BTW, I saw this ad in the wanted section of the uni newspaper today....is this for real :eek:

Looking for males ages 21-35 who are casual drinkers for a university study on alcohol's affect on the body.

Let's see....free beer....and you get paid??? Jerry are you hearing this???
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Why do you enjoy making me cry????? :(

I'm on my way!!!! The Beer Warriors ride again!!!! :eek:

HamGuy. . . I'm pickin' you up on the way. . .The rest of you Hogs. . . Meet us there. . .. We'll burn the school, steal their women (for Andrew), and drink their booze!!!!!

Let's go boys!!!

Let's give 'em a taste of old school alcoholism!!!!!

Andrew, I dub thee, "LynchBurg Lemonade". Make us proud son!

Pillage!!!!!

Sorry. . . .I got a little carried away and actually got serious there for a minute. . .

Jerry
 
Jerry Busse said:
I'm on my way!!!! The Beer Warriors ride again!!!! :eek:

let's go boys!!!

Let's give 'em a taste of old school alcoholism!!!!!

Andrew, I dub thee, "LynchBurg Lemonade". Make us proud son!

Pillage!!!!!

Jerry
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boy the thought of some good old pillagin' warms my pickled heart!
i haven't pillaged or plundered a frat party since...since...high school!
beer bongs and bongs!
woohoo!!!
let's ride!!!
 
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