Mug Shots Thread

It's nice to know there are some attractive ladies out there that enjoy knives or this would be one ugly thread :D

And Mulder, your dog looks like he's giving you the "Really? Alaska of all places?" look :)
 
My little Pumpkin and me, ahem my little Princess....


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rlacan71, Scottish.

Cool as for myself I am German,French,Dutch,Austrian and Scottish.

I like to think that I encompass all of the good traits of them all when in reality I am prolly the ooze from the bottom of the barrell of each.

German....I can put away the drinks when I need to.:very_drunk:

French ....Smelly and rude ...check...:frog:

Dutch.....Rumor has it that the Dutch are cheap....er shall we say Frugal people, but I am not. And I dont own any wooden shoes.....not sure where I fit in with this one actually...:confused: Or a windmill come to thing of it...

Austrian...again no idea what they are known for...:confused:

Scottish...Drinking :very_drunk: ...and I have worn a skirt...:excitement: Disclaimer...I have dressed up as a woman 3 times over the years all on halloween...and every time I got lucky.....WITH WOMEN SO SHADDAP!!! I was in my 20s and a damn sight prettier than I am now. And I had long hair down to my elbows. Wierd thing is every time I did it I wore one of my grandmothers house ...I guess youd call em frocks lol , caried a cane , put on old ripped stockings and 2 different shoes. I was going for the bag lady look 'i guess....

Oh and I dressd up aqs william wallace in 1996... had my hair breaded... the half blue face and everything. Too bad all I had was a fake plastic sword. Woulda been a much cooler costume with a Chukette...
Was kinda funny I went walking down the street for a beer run late at night in a bad part of town and everyone stopped me and said I had the coolest costume and wanted pictures with me heh. Earned me a ghetto pass.
 
Although this was taken a few years ago at the Kempsey Hospital, I am still just as handsome. You guys should have seen the other guy...LOL!

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After 17 hours at a mental institution, not shaving in 3 days, & behind on a haircut. Please don't hate me because I'm beautiful! LOL

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Although this was taken a few years ago at the Kempsey Hospital, I am still just as handsome. You guys should have seen the other guy...LOL!

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Hmm making a guestimate based on this mug shot .....

Id say you were a 5'7 155 pound skateboarder.


The other guy that messed you up was actually the curb . There you were riding the railing at your old H.S. trying to impress Mary Jane rotten crotch when you slipped, resulting in a full straddle nut shot slide down the rest of the railing onto your face and kissing the curb.

Mary Jane felt sorry for you got a date with her later on after the hospital.

Ill touch on that later........

How am I doin so far lol...

To know me is to hate me.

Rob
 
Although this was taken a few years ago at the Kempsey Hospital, I am still just as handsome. You guys should have seen the other guy...LOL!
.....Kempsey.... well I would say serves you right for going out in Kempsey in the first place... don't you know that come sundown you are suppose to be locked inside your home while the "undead" roam the streets...!?!?!? West Kempsey is worse..!! That said Lou's Cafe there serves a mean meal..!!!! My guess is that your head connected with some rocks out around "The Head" but I may be wrong and you *may* have been foolish enough to go out after dark in town... ;)
 
My guess is that your head connected with some rocks out around "The Head"

You hit the nail on the "head" Andy! Tried to float over a closeout section that got the best of me. A really nice young Kiwi surgeon stitched me up, and I shouted him a few beers that night :thumbup:
 
This picture was taking north of Banff while on a trip into AK.

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best

mqqn
 
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