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I belive that women rarely fart or belch because they can't build up the pressure because they talk too much.
A British friend told me..
"You Americans have it all wrong.
You drive on the wrong side of the road,
put lemon in your tea,
burp and say 'Excuse me,'
then you fart and laugh about it.
There is something weirdly funny, but only to a man, about cutting a fart. Women never see the humor either in the sound, or in the smell.
There is often a question about who farted in a group of men, but the wise saying in the South relates that the guy who did the fart is usually the first one to say anything, like "Who farted?"
"He who smelt it --- dealt it!"
One day I was sitting with Anne and there was the unmistakable aroma of sulfur dioxide. It wasn't me. She was blushing. It was May 5, 2003, 5:30pm. I remind her about this when she complains about me.
A British friend told me..
"You Americans have it all wrong.
You drive on the wrong side of the road,
put lemon in your tea,
burp and say 'Excuse me,'
then you fart and laugh about it.
There is something weirdly funny, but only to a man, about cutting a fart. Women never see the humor either in the sound, or in the smell.
There is often a question about who farted in a group of men, but the wise saying in the South relates that the guy who did the fart is usually the first one to say anything, like "Who farted?"
"He who smelt it --- dealt it!"
One day I was sitting with Anne and there was the unmistakable aroma of sulfur dioxide. It wasn't me. She was blushing. It was May 5, 2003, 5:30pm. I remind her about this when she complains about me.