My beer is cold. . . .and this new model is HOT!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Busse Combat Knives' started by Jerry Busse, Feb 22, 2003.

  1. Vampire Gerbil

    Vampire Gerbil Gone, but not forgotten. RIP Dave Platinum Member

    Sep 21, 1999
    Good Evening.
    It is I,
    THE GREAT AND POWERFUL VAMPIRE GERBIL!

    Some of you may know me as VG. It is a well known fact that I, Vampire Gerbil, is responsible for Blade Forums Dot Com, as well as being the first person who ever invented a knife.
    Oh sure, there was that Cro Magnon overachiever who lapped a chunk of flint so he could shave the hair off that wart on his mate's nose's mole, but I was the first to make a real knife out of metal. (The handle was G-10... yep, I invented that too)
    Well that's enough about my expert credentials.
    I just had to post over here since damned near everyone else with a computer did, and due to a feeling of mass inadequacy, I felt I had to contribute.

    Jerry, you executed an excellent copy of my design and you are to be applauded.
    Did I mention that I also designed every knife in the world with the possible exception of some of those Home Shopping Network debacles. There was one there that I didn't have anything to do with, but considering the fact that the blade was laminated with 12 sheets of aluminum foil, I shall resist litigation as I don't want that particular POS associated with me, Vampire Gerbil.

    Now I'd like to remind everyone here that everything I said above is true and I would like the royalty checks to start rolling in.
    I hesistated to make an issue of the royalties until now, mainly because I was quite well off due to my pimping out some desert jackrabbits to a horny meth freak in town named "Buggera Bunnyay!" Well, BB croaked and now I'm hard up for cash. That wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that my appendix is shot to hell and I need a transplant desperately. THis is according to my Haitian doctor, Houmonga. He tried all the procedures he knew and I still smell like chicken entrails, but it was all for naught.
    I really need that appendectial transplant and since I have AB- blood, donor's are hard to find than a decent working edge on a Chinese fixed blade!

    PLEASE! THINK OF THE GERBIL!

    Off to massage my ovaries,
    I remain,
    VG - Compulsive joiner of humongous posts
     
  2. simko

    simko

    Jan 14, 2003
    BUMP!!
     
  3. Jerry Busse

    Jerry Busse Moderator Moderator

    Aug 20, 1999
    The world record setting thread that simply will not die!

    Aaron, you are a very sick man! Sadly, that means you'll fit in just fine around here! ;)
     
  4. Zal

    Zal

    972
    Mar 25, 2003
    Yeesh. I feel like I could throw something into this thread and it would be like dropping a penny in a bottomless pit. So many posts . . . so little time . . .
     
  5. Jerry Busse

    Jerry Busse Moderator Moderator

    Aug 20, 1999
    It would be interesting to know how long the "second longest" thread in Bladeforums history was.

    I think this thread simply proves my suspicions that we have more drunks than any other forum!!!! ;)


    . . . . Now where's my beer?
     
  6. SpearHead

    SpearHead

    Mar 5, 2003
    Now hold up there Timo... er... Clif... er... Jerry...

    I'm not as think as you drunk I am...:rolleyes: :D
     
  7. truck

    truck

    658
    Jan 22, 2002
    Can't believe I missed this thing. Hope you all had fun, I was painting:(
     
  8. RokJok

    RokJok

    Oct 6, 2000
    Okay Truck, who were you painting and were they old enough to be legal? ;)
     
  9. KX1A

    KX1A

    Feb 11, 2003
    What is this??? Anyhow?
     
  10. KX1A

    KX1A

    Feb 11, 2003
    I know we have a lot of posts on this thread but has anyone figured how many different people have posted?
     
  11. SALTY

    SALTY Gold Member Gold Member

    Mar 19, 2000
    This is what I would call a monumental example of everyone trying to get the last word in.:eek: :rolleyes: :D
     
  12. Zal

    Zal

    972
    Mar 25, 2003
    I agree.
     
  13. FrodotheHobbit

    FrodotheHobbit

    127
    Jan 5, 2003
    Wow, reading this thread is kind of like watching the credits after Reloaded to see the trailer for the next one. Worth it, but damn it's long...:eek: :yawn: :)

    Frodo
     
  14. wabi

    wabi

    224
    Sep 18, 1999
    This is better than War and Peace.

    wabi
     
  15. thatmguy

    thatmguy

    Mar 26, 2000
    Just can't hold a door open with it...
     
  16. Zal

    Zal

    972
    Mar 25, 2003
    You could if you printed it out. :)
     
  17. J.Vervoorst

    J.Vervoorst

    641
    Jul 18, 2002
    Dangit,
    doesn't this thread ever die? Seems to haunt us like a bad cough that never goes away!:D :D
     
  18. Zal

    Zal

    972
    Mar 25, 2003
    Just finished reading the whole thing.

    Holy crap.

    I think a couple of hours passed. :)
     
  19. alphamaniv

    alphamaniv Banned BANNED

    Sep 20, 2001
    This is the thread that does not end, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started typing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue typing it forever just because This is the thread that does not end, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started typing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue typing it forever just because This is the thread that does not end, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started typing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue typing it forever just because This is the thread that does not end, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started typing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue typing it forever just because This is the thread that does not end, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started typing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue typing it forever just because This is the thread that does not end, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started typing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue typing it forever just because This is the thread that does not end, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started typing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue typing it forever just because This is the thread that does not end, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started typing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue typing it forever just because This is the thread that does not end, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started typing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue typing it forever just because This is the thread that does not end, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started typing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue typing it forever just because This is the thread that does not end, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started typing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue typing it forever just because This is the thread that does not end, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started typing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue typing it forever just because This is the thread that does not end, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started typing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue typing it forever just because This is the thread that does not end, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started typing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue typing it forever just because This is the thread that does not end, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started typing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue typing it forever just because This is the thread that does not end, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started typing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue typing it forever just because This is the thread that does not end, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started typing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue typing it forever just because
     
  20. KX1A

    KX1A

    Feb 11, 2003
    I agree with ZAL
     

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