My beer is cold. . . .and this new model is HOT!!!!!!!!

HEEYYY!! BB!! You Rock girl! Glad your back. Hope you didn't have any trouble out there in that blizzard!!
 
Hunter,
Nice Bottle Opener. I would like that beer!

Nick

~Nuclear INFIdel and Aspiring INFI Hog~
 
I'm running out of beer already!:(

Is Heineken in cans really safe to drink? I might have to break into my buddies leftovers;)
 
This is not going well. I've already finished one two liter and I'm on the second one. Hmmmm, if I'm not careful there won't be any for breakfast :eek:
 
J,
I really need to get back to Bayern. Next trip we need to have an INFI Schwein get together. Oh yeah.... Erdinger Rocks!!!

Nick

~Nuclear INFIdel and Aspiring INFI Hog~
 
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.


"I'd love to be six again," she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park.


What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was!


Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, the latest "Star Wars" epic, a hot dog, popcorn, Pepsi, and M&Ms.


What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed.

He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"

One eye opened. "You idiot! I meant my dress size!"

The moral of this story:

Even when the man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.
 
Nope, mines on the left and it's #53. Was a lot faster with the Desert MoFo's. Just hope I was fast enuff.

Wet
 
A man and his daughter were standing in the garden one day when the little girl spots two spiders mating.

Mary: Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?

Dad: They're mating, honey.

Mary: What's the one on top called?

Dad: It's a daddy-longlegs.

Mary: So the one on bottom is a mommy-longlegs?

Dad: No, it's a daddy-longlegs, too.

Mary: (thinks for a minute, then stomps on both spiders) Well, we're not having any of that crap in OUR garden!
 
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