My beer is cold. . . .and this new model is HOT!!!!!!!!

4 more bottles of CBL on the wall, 4 more bottles of sh!te...if one more bottle of CBL should fall, then theres 3 more bottles of the sh!te to drink more...
 
Gundy,
I can't see any reason that you can not have a serrated knife. If you guys don't get rid of that Liberal government of yours you will be using single shot weapons and 2" or less slipjoints.
 
A man is sitting in a plane which is about to take-off when another man with a dog occupies the empty seats alongside. The dog is sat in the middle, and the first man is looking quizzically at the dog when the second man explains that they work for the airline.

The dog handler says to the first man, "Don't mind Rover, he is a sniffer dog, the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne and I set him to work." The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to the first man, "Watch this." He tells the dog, "Rover, search." The dog jumps down, walks along the aisle and sits next to a woman for a few seconds, it then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the handler's arm. He says, "Good boy", and turns to the first man and says, "That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of this, and the seat number, for the police who will apprehend her on arrival."

"Fantastic!" replies the first man. Once again he sends the dog to search the aisles. The dog sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat and places both paws on the handler's arm. He says, "Good boy", and turns to the first man and says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of this, and the seat number."

"That's marvelous, I've never seen anything like it!" says the first man. Once again he sends the dog to search the aisles. He goes up and down the plane and after a while sits down next to someone,
and then comes racing back and jumps up onto the seat and sh**s all over the place. The first man is surprised and disgusted by this, and asks "What the bloody hell is going on?" The handler replies, "He's just found a bomb!"
 
oh where oh where has my little babe gone, oh where oh where can she beeeeee, with her tail cut short and her hair cut long oh where oh where can she beeeeeee
 
Originally posted by Greymoor
If you guys don't get rid of that Liberal government of yours you will be using single shot weapons and 2" or less slipjoints.
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already there my man...no autos, semi autos or knives in public, pocket or other carry allowed unless a lawful reason given and a good one! They just sent our soldiers into battle with sling shots! The SAS get rocks with theirs...

The whole place has turned to sh!te! I am moving over there...:grumpy:
 
Originally posted by gundy
already there my man...no autos, semi autos or knives in public, pocket or other carry allowed unless a lawful reason given and a good one! They just sent our soldiers into battle with sling shots! The SAS get rocks with theirs...

The whole place has turned to sh!te! I am moving over there...:grumpy:
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Mate, we're closer than you might know. All this crazy crap described above is going on in Germany, too!!:mad: :barf:
 
have been playing with kydex myself, made a press, bought all the gear, got me 6 sheets of haircell black, 2mx1m and just waiting on my punch tool so I can fix the eyelets. The press works sweet! Very very crisp and clean lines...I will post some pics when they are done...
 
Now the sun is really out. 06:30 I hope we get the damned discount, that is all I have to say. I still tons to do today!
 
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