Where do I begin?
I had been wanting a CRKT MDP Stiff Kiss for a while. Why? (Do I really need a reason?) I told myself it was for general outdoor sports use (rafting, canoeing, etc.). Regardless of the fact I havent rafted in abot 8 years, I wanted the knife. I just think its cool, with a versatile carry system, a good blade shape, and a good price. I could not find one on sale here used, so I picked one up on sale at SMKW for $11.99. I thought I had gotten a great deal...
Fast-forward a few weeks. Two weeks shy of her due date, I take my wife to the hospital at 4 am, where she gives birth to our second lovely daughter. Between shuttling my visiting mother and my 3-yr old back and forth for visits, I decide now would be a great time to cord wrap the handle of my new piece. While my mother is entertaining my daughter in the living room, I sit down on my (oh, new by the way) bed and start to wrap the handle.
It happened so fast, I cant remember exactly, but I think I yanked the blade from the sheath while trying to pull the cord real tight and BLOOD...all over..clean sheets...new bed...very, very bad. I had yanked it out, and under the tension I had on the knife, stuck it into my hand. Right along the knife-edge (pardon the pun, but thats where it was) of the meat of my right palm. In an instant the following thoughts occurred to me:
1- I cant believe I just stabbed myself
2- theres a lot of blood on the sheet
3- theres no way Im gonna be able to hide this from the wife
4- Id better get to the bathroom
Still thinking damage control I nonchalantly told my mom I cut myself, and I just needed to bandage it up. She took one look at it and told me to go straight to the ER, do not pass go, do not argue with your mother. I figure it had gone in about ½ inch. The cut opened up like a slit hot dog, so even I had to concede that a band aid was not gonna do the trick. Fortuntely, my kid was oblivious. Toilet paper was not going to get me to the ER, so my mother then asks for an old t-shirt. I point her to the rag pile under the sink. No, something clean, like the laundry I just did for you . I hand her a white t-shirt from the drawer, and she cuts the bottom hem off in a strip, and wraps up my palm over a gauze pad. So, I drive myself to the hospital (where I was going anyway) and go to the ER.
Hi, Honey, I have good news & bad news. The good news is Im here at the hospital. The bad news is Im in the ER.
When the ER staff asked how it happened (which they all do). I started off with Well, I collect knives... Im sure this is the kind of story they all laugh about over beers after work.
An hour, one tetanus shot, and 5 stiches later, Im at my wifes bedside wearing my Daddy bracelet on one arm and my ER bracelet on the other. She took it suprisingly well (after asking me if I planned on throwing the knife out heck no, its definitely sharp ). The good thing is, having my wife in recovery upstairs means I can swipe a bunch of surgical gloves for showering.
In actuality, I probably only bled a few tablespoons, and the mattress pad protected the new mattress. The sheet might be permanantly stained. This was definitely the worst Ive cut myself, including the half-dozen scars on my hands from working in delis as a kid.
So, how about that great deal?
MDP Stiff Kiss - $11.99
ER deductible - $50.00
Antiboitic co-pay - $5.00
Gauze pads & tape - $6.00
Doctors co-pay (suture removal) - $10.00
I had been wanting a CRKT MDP Stiff Kiss for a while. Why? (Do I really need a reason?) I told myself it was for general outdoor sports use (rafting, canoeing, etc.). Regardless of the fact I havent rafted in abot 8 years, I wanted the knife. I just think its cool, with a versatile carry system, a good blade shape, and a good price. I could not find one on sale here used, so I picked one up on sale at SMKW for $11.99. I thought I had gotten a great deal...
Fast-forward a few weeks. Two weeks shy of her due date, I take my wife to the hospital at 4 am, where she gives birth to our second lovely daughter. Between shuttling my visiting mother and my 3-yr old back and forth for visits, I decide now would be a great time to cord wrap the handle of my new piece. While my mother is entertaining my daughter in the living room, I sit down on my (oh, new by the way) bed and start to wrap the handle.
It happened so fast, I cant remember exactly, but I think I yanked the blade from the sheath while trying to pull the cord real tight and BLOOD...all over..clean sheets...new bed...very, very bad. I had yanked it out, and under the tension I had on the knife, stuck it into my hand. Right along the knife-edge (pardon the pun, but thats where it was) of the meat of my right palm. In an instant the following thoughts occurred to me:
1- I cant believe I just stabbed myself
2- theres a lot of blood on the sheet
3- theres no way Im gonna be able to hide this from the wife
4- Id better get to the bathroom
Still thinking damage control I nonchalantly told my mom I cut myself, and I just needed to bandage it up. She took one look at it and told me to go straight to the ER, do not pass go, do not argue with your mother. I figure it had gone in about ½ inch. The cut opened up like a slit hot dog, so even I had to concede that a band aid was not gonna do the trick. Fortuntely, my kid was oblivious. Toilet paper was not going to get me to the ER, so my mother then asks for an old t-shirt. I point her to the rag pile under the sink. No, something clean, like the laundry I just did for you . I hand her a white t-shirt from the drawer, and she cuts the bottom hem off in a strip, and wraps up my palm over a gauze pad. So, I drive myself to the hospital (where I was going anyway) and go to the ER.
Hi, Honey, I have good news & bad news. The good news is Im here at the hospital. The bad news is Im in the ER.
When the ER staff asked how it happened (which they all do). I started off with Well, I collect knives... Im sure this is the kind of story they all laugh about over beers after work.
An hour, one tetanus shot, and 5 stiches later, Im at my wifes bedside wearing my Daddy bracelet on one arm and my ER bracelet on the other. She took it suprisingly well (after asking me if I planned on throwing the knife out heck no, its definitely sharp ). The good thing is, having my wife in recovery upstairs means I can swipe a bunch of surgical gloves for showering.
In actuality, I probably only bled a few tablespoons, and the mattress pad protected the new mattress. The sheet might be permanantly stained. This was definitely the worst Ive cut myself, including the half-dozen scars on my hands from working in delis as a kid.
So, how about that great deal?
MDP Stiff Kiss - $11.99
ER deductible - $50.00
Antiboitic co-pay - $5.00
Gauze pads & tape - $6.00
Doctors co-pay (suture removal) - $10.00