My daughter's date

2TONYB

2TONYB

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My daughter is going out with this "new kid" for the first time. She said they are going to a bonfire. I helped her pick out her accessories. When I pulled out a scrapper 5, she thought that was for her...I told her..."the scapper is for me when he comes to the door...the battle mistress is for you".

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i HAVE 3 DAUGHTERS SO i FEEL YOUR PAIN

THE DOG IN MY AVATAR GOES WITH THE OLDEST WHEN SHE GOES OUT:D
 
No daughters yet, have a 5 year old and 3 month old son.

Cute daughter for sure. I would never let my daughter out of the house.

As a Brother, I used to sit and stare at the dates with a shoulder holster with a pistol, and a blacked out pump shotgun and work the action.


One of my favorites was my buddies story. He runs in to get his date, and comes out a while later, and the date says "sorry about that, dad's kind of nuts"

We ask "sorry about what?"

Friend says, dad had a big bowl full of bull balls, he had just castrated a bunch of his cattle, and had this big bloody bowl full of them, and was pushing them around with a sharp knife while talking to my buddy.
 
One daughter, college age with a great boyfriend of 3 years but I still sympathize with anyone who has daughters, you'll always worry.

I like to clean the guns whenever they're here. ;)
 
very pretty girl.

good luck. if i ever have a daughter, my plan is to always be cleaning guns, just on the off chance some boy will show up unexpectedly.


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I actually had a good friend tell me he was going to ask my little sister out. I told him, I would cut his face badly, and he would never be handsome again (He was a good friend, but a man whore, and my little sister was pretty innocent).

He was shocked, and a little hurt, but he did not ask my sister out............He waited until I was out of the country for two years to do it.
 
love the humor, but seriously though, if one is not allowed to make mistakes one will never acquire any depth as a person.......


or tell him you have a .45 and a shovel and you doubt anybody would miss him:)
 
Your daughter is cute as hell, no doubt she takes after her mother...

...and a good sport to go along with taking that photo
 
When he comes through the door just tell him what Rowdy Roddy said:

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man i got a 3 y/o little girl and i always tell my wife i am gonna get my buddies son who is the same age and have my wife do him up in make up to make him look badly beaten. then i am gonna tie him up in my closet with a bunch of guns around him. then i am gonna show him to her date and say this is the last little boy who brought her home late and they are still looking for him. then i will say its 18:30 now i will see you at 19:00. then i am gonna put her best friend in the car between them.


and here him and her are don't they look cute together :)


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and here he is showing off for someone who kinda wanted to knock on my door once

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I always wanted a daughter, I figured girls were easier than boys to raise, was I wrong.

Keep your daughters needs before yours and you'll be the best parent ya can be.
 
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