My daughter's date

[RoyalM]

Yep, grey hair indeed, well....

THE HAIR THAT HASN'T FALLEN OUY YET ! :grumpy:

My wife and girls call me grumpy daddy because i have to listen to drama all day long!
The two oldest are in their "twilight saga" period. :yawn:
I have to go to the premiere of the third "twilight saga"movie on wednesday.
After i bought the tickets they told me that they forgot to tell me that they show the first, second and the premiere movie in one 6 hour long movie!
Now i have to take a few hours off from work because two of the main characters are coming to the movie theatre and they want to be present "early"...
The movie ends at 2 a.m. thursday. Guess who needs to go to work at 6:30 a.m.
They have seats next to each others, but daddy has to sit alone on the other side of the theatre.
A few hours ago they asked me if i was also going to dress up as a "vampire", because everybody is dressed up.... I declined.
:grumpy::grumpy::grumpy:
So no boys yet

Will typing this she just told me that the movie is called "eclips" and two other movies will also be made. She is now reading the books
I feel soooo tired

Over the other side of the theatre you say, well hopefully you'll be able to get a little snooze in wake up for the last film (if you want) then get your ladies at the end of this twilight epic.

 

[Nuke41]

My daughter tells new boyfriends that when I retired from the military I said at my ceremony that one of my goals was "not to kill anyone again". That seems to give them pause.

 

[Jim malone]

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[Izhmash]

LOL, i wished i had a father-in-law like most of us.
My father in law is a retired dentist who's main goal in life is to read the newspaper.
He did have two inherited handguns (but no bullets) but he gave them to the police "just to be safe"!

Holy hell. It's amazing to meet folks that view the world in that light....I don't pretend to have the capacity to comprehend their intentions.

 

[Jason B.]

Good lookin girl....how old?


Seriously though, if I was picking up my date and she had a BM strapped to her hip I'd probably drop to a knee and ask her to marry me.