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- Mar 23, 2011
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ok ok ok ok ok... jeesh. here are the two i sold last week.
and here are some more spikes i have made, 3 of which are being sold tonight when i get to work.
and here is my first attempt at filework, i'm happy with it.
and for those of you who asked. here is the story behind my name.
it was back in july, the year of our lord two thousand and ten. i had just bought a house and the previous owner had let the property go to shite, all over grown and needing some serious attention. it is important to note at this point that i stepped in a hornets nest when i was a youngen and was stung a few times leaving me with an irrational fear of bees. so i'm in the back yard clearing brush and i come upon a big nasty hornets nest, so i did the only logical thing and ran away like a little girl and had my wife go dispose of said hornet fortress. hours later i get back to work. i began hacking and slashing, all the while watching out for the vengful hornets looking to take revenge for the genocide my wife had just enacted on them. hack and slash, slash and hack. then a hornet landed on my shoulder mid slash. i was slashing with my right hand when i freeked out and slapped my shoulder with my left hand. my right hand went way off course and the end of the fabled machete came in contact with my foot. it went though the shoe, the sock, the skin, the tendont, and right down to the bone. i now no longer have the ability to lift the big toe on my right foot. the wound somewhat resembled the female genitalia, and i had to some how own the stupidity of this accident seeing that the hornet that landed on my shoulder turned out to be a tree limb that was swaying in the breeze, so i decided to take the name "machetefoot" as my handle because "footvagina" was a little gross and didnt roll off the tonge quite as well. so imaginary hornet cost me a days pay, 6 stitches, and the use of my big toe. you asked...
and here are some more spikes i have made, 3 of which are being sold tonight when i get to work.
and here is my first attempt at filework, i'm happy with it.
and for those of you who asked. here is the story behind my name.
it was back in july, the year of our lord two thousand and ten. i had just bought a house and the previous owner had let the property go to shite, all over grown and needing some serious attention. it is important to note at this point that i stepped in a hornets nest when i was a youngen and was stung a few times leaving me with an irrational fear of bees. so i'm in the back yard clearing brush and i come upon a big nasty hornets nest, so i did the only logical thing and ran away like a little girl and had my wife go dispose of said hornet fortress. hours later i get back to work. i began hacking and slashing, all the while watching out for the vengful hornets looking to take revenge for the genocide my wife had just enacted on them. hack and slash, slash and hack. then a hornet landed on my shoulder mid slash. i was slashing with my right hand when i freeked out and slapped my shoulder with my left hand. my right hand went way off course and the end of the fabled machete came in contact with my foot. it went though the shoe, the sock, the skin, the tendont, and right down to the bone. i now no longer have the ability to lift the big toe on my right foot. the wound somewhat resembled the female genitalia, and i had to some how own the stupidity of this accident seeing that the hornet that landed on my shoulder turned out to be a tree limb that was swaying in the breeze, so i decided to take the name "machetefoot" as my handle because "footvagina" was a little gross and didnt roll off the tonge quite as well. so imaginary hornet cost me a days pay, 6 stitches, and the use of my big toe. you asked...
