My infi is so sharp........ Well how sharp is it?

[jtsharp]

Alright lets try this out. Its kind of like the Chuck Norris facts...just go wild with the degree in which you say your infi is sharp.
Of course we have all heard the "air bleeding sharp" and the like. Try to be creative and original.
Ill go first... My infi is so sharp if you cut yourself, it would even slice your blood cells in half.
... or... my infi is so sharp that no sheath can hold it.

yeah yeah mine suck but I know you guys can do better.

 

[drbarnes]

my INFI is so sharp... if you see me in a fight with a bear you better jump in and help the bear!

 

[MikeH]

My INFI is so sharp that when I dorpped it it's shadow cut the toe off my boot.

My INFI is so sharp that Abigail Van Buren calls it for advice.

My INFI is so sharp that Chuck Norris gives it a wide berth.

 

[jtsharp]

My infi is so sharp it can split the time space continuem.
my infi is so sharp that it can cut thru the bull $h!t that comes out of Washington....

 

[Gr80Cakes]

My INFI is so sharp, it's the only reason we have Nuclear Fission
My INFI is so sharp, it started the phrase 'splitting hairs'
My INFI is so sharp, Light Saber's are of little concern
My INFI is so sharp, it cut my mind's eye

 

[dericdesmond]

My infi is so sharp that It just shaved my leg hair

 

[d762nato]

My infi is so sharp that It just shaved my leg hair

Hey brother i would'nt tell everyone that you shave your legs. But i guess with a big Busse knife would be somewhat manly.

 

[squishware]

My B-11 is so sharp that trees fall down into campfire size pieces by themselves to avoid it"s cut.

 

[upsidedownviking]

..... so sharp I'm scared to take it out of the safe!!! .......

 

[Gr80Cakes]

..... so sharp I'm scared to take it out of the safe!!! .......

Lol! Too true, too true

 

[adrock1978]

My infi is so sharp it can cut a rug better than Fred Astaire

My infi is so sharp, it cuts farts... literally...

 

[Last Visible Canary]

My infi is so sharp Chuck Norris cut himself shaving with it.

 

[tjswarbrick]

My infi is so sharp it cut my Elmax in half

If my infi were any sharper it would earn a Ph.D

 

[jtsharp]

very nice LVC! I would be impressed to have infi that could even shave chuck norris' beard.

My infi is so sharp that it could cut off transparent slices of the stone I was using to sharpen it...

 

[kurodrago]

My infi is so sharp that when I cut myself, all the members in this forum begin to bled.

 

[Flatsman007]

My infi is so sharp it cut the national deficit.

 

[RobStanley]

My infi is so sharp it frightens diamonds.

 

[jtsharp]

nice one rob. My infi is so sharp it has to be suspended by electro magnetism because no sheath can contain it.

 

[RobStanley]

My infi is so sharp I have to be careful not to move it about too fast for fear of splitting the hydrogen atoms in the air, thus setting off a nuclear reaction of atmospheric planetary proportions.

 

[jtsharp]

you sir, are a master of "one-up-manship". good one!!