My infi is so sharp........ Well how sharp is it?

[thebrain]

My INFI is so sharp I dropped it once and it cut through time-space and landed before it fell.

 

[cruelraoul]

My INFI's so sharp, it be the inspiration for Bryan Adams

My INFI's so sharp, Lexi thinks I'm the dude ZZ-top wrote about

or haiku in honor of virtuovice:

My INFI's so sharp
Knife people watch videos
And cut themselves

 

[cruelraoul]

I use my INFI to sharpen my sander

 

[cruelraoul]

My INFI's so sharp it outsmarted the apes

 

[cruelraoul]

My INFI's so sharp, my teacher expects me to cut class

 

[cruelraoul]

My INFI's so sharp that when Chuck Norris asked to touch it and I said no...he walked away...crying

 

[cruelraoul]

Dexter's INFI's so sharp, nobody dares to tell him to "cut it out".

 

[cruelraoul]

My INFI's so sharp logs split themselves to avoid the pain

 

[cruelraoul]

Sharpie had to ask my INFI's permission to use the name

 

[Bussecrazed]

My infi is so sharp, when I dropped her she sliced through the soil and cut off satin's tail!

 

[Knight88]

My Infi is so sharp they had to change the road named from Infi to something else cause no one dared to cross it.

 

[johngreen]

Mine shaved chris costa's beard

 

[adrock1978]

My INFI's so sharp
Knife people watch videos
And cut themselves

Your INFI is so sharp it cut the 5th syllable out of the last line of your Haiku

 

[nydude]

My INFI's so sharp it manages to aggressively split infinitives.

 

[Demonic1]

My INFI is so sharp I'm packin' it when I die so I can cut my way through St. Peter's gates and sneak into heaven......and maybe back out again if I get bored.

 

[Allcaps321]

MyINFIissosharpIdon'thavethumbsanymore.Ouch.

 

[Demonic1]

myinfiissosharpidon'thavethumbsanymore.ouch.

nice

 

[angi]

my Infi is so sharp it cuts 8 inches ahead of the blade

 

[shockjockey24]

My INFI is so sharp it's what Willis was talkin' 'bout

 

[Gr80Cakes]

My INFI's so sharp, it'll cut liquid hot magma