My Name is Adam... and I baton wood.

I live in Bergen county, but never been to West.. Should visit sometimes.. Climbed Mount Tammany last weekend.. some nice views from there..
 
"My Name is Adam... and I baton wood."

Hi Adam

Batonoholics Anonymous 12 step program

1. We admitted we were powerless over Batoning firewood - that our campgrounds and fire pits have become unmanageable.

2. Came to believe that a Power greater than the Baton could restore us to sanity.

3. Made a decision to turn our wood and our kindling over to Axes, Wedges and Hawks.

4. Made a searching and fearless inventory of our fire making materials.

5. Admitted to ourselves and to another Knife Knut the exact nature of our batoning wrongs.

6. Were entirely ready to remove all defects and Knots in our Firewood.

7. Humbly ask that our kindling always be dry.

8. Made a list of all Knives we had Batoned with, and be willing to make amends and reprofile them all.

9. Re-sharpen such Knives wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.

10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we baton promptly admitted it.

11. Sought through camping and meditation to improve our fire building skills as we understood them.

12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other batoners and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
 
Freak Show Scott said:
"My Name is Adam... and I baton wood."

Hi Adam

Batonoholics Anonymous 12 step program

1. We admitted we were powerless over Batoning firewood - that our campgrounds and fire pits have become unmanageable.

2. Came to believe that a Power greater than the Baton could restore us to sanity.

3. Made a decision to turn our wood and our kindling over to Axes, Wedges and Hawks.

4. Made a searching and fearless inventory of our fire making materials.

5. Admitted to ourselves and to another Knife Knut the exact nature of our batoning wrongs.

6. Were entirely ready to remove all defects and Knots in our Firewood.

7. Humbly ask that our kindling always be dry.

8. Made a list of all Knives we had Batoned with, and be willing to make amends and reprofile them all.

9. Re-sharpen such Knives wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.

10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we baton promptly admitted it.

11. Sought through camping and meditation to improve our fire building skills as we understood them.

12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other batoners and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
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Haha!! Someone saw the reference in my title... The only problem is, as a batonoholic, I'm ok with my addiction and don't intend to rehab it.
 
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