My new dawk

[kronckew]

I'd like you to meet my new dawk, polly.

isn't it great what a little genetic manipulation can do.
and the eggs come in right handy too....

 

[DaddyDett]

Man you must be bored.

 

[Ad Astra]

So, kronck, you couldn't just be happy with the Dogmatic I made for you...

Just HAD to try genetic manipulation, eh?

I hear those things eat jackalopes.


Ad Astra :foot:

 

[DaddyDett]

Those must be Jersey dogs, huh?

 

[stevomiller]

Uh, Kronckew, don't eat the eggs if they're brown:foot:

 

[Steely_Gunz]

Man, you guys aren't going to make me have to start telling more kitten stories are you?

It's a Liger. It's probably my favorite animal.

"It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic."

This is a real picture of Hobbs a real life Liger at the Sierra Safari Zoo. Here's a little info on him.

A liger is the result of breeding a male lion with a female tiger. It has stripes and spots. The spots are inherited from the lion parent even though adult lions do not appear to be spotted.
The liger is a hybrid cat that inherits most of the strengths of both parent species and is larger than either. If you haven't seen a liger before, come visit Hobbs to get a look at the biggest cat you are ever likely to have seen. By way of size comparison, male Siberian tigers (the largest non-extinct naturally occurring member of the cat family, Felidea) average between 400 and 600 pounds. We estimate Hobbs to weigh about twice that.
Jake

 

[BrentH]

That is not a sketch of a liger!

Thats a Tlunky Do yer research S_G

And Kronc, I'm with stevomiller re the brown eggs. But - Hey, no accounting for taste

 

[munk]

Can Ligers have babies?


munk

 

[kronckew]

Can Ligers have babies?
munk

yes, they like them with gravy & mint sauce.

i read about someone who had a liger, it apparently was quite domesticated & preferred the companionship of people (not for food). i also worked with a man who was seven and a half feet tall & built like a fullback, asked him if he'd ever lost a fight - he said, don't know, he'd never ever been in one. same with a liger. didn't have to be mean, who'd mess around with it.

now the science:

usually f1 hybrids are sterile, if not, the breed is unstable (may revert to either parents characteristics) until about f5. make a nice house pet/security system tho. - burglar?....what burglar?

 

[Rat Finkenstein]

Jeeze you are lucky

All I got was this lame inbred Liger

 

[Astrodada]

Looks like a Bullger to me.

 

[jmings]

That is not a sketch of a liger!

Thats a Tlunky Do yer research S_G

And Kronc, I'm with stevomiller re the brown eggs. But - Hey, no accounting for taste

Hey, if the brown eggs are good enough for your dorkey they're good enough for you.



BEWARE OF THE COPRAPHAGE




And then there was the guy who crossed a Bulldog with a Shitsu .....

Or the cross between a pheasant with a duck .....

The cross between a Collie and a Pitbull - tears your arm off then goes for help.

A cross between a parrot and a grizzly: when he talks - you listen!

And then there was... What's that you're hiding behind your back? It looks like a 21" HI chamak. HEY - put that down. Get away from meeeeeeeeeeee....

 

[kronckew]

we will now have a moment of silence for the late jmings. that will learn him not to cross a shark and a tiger, (a shagger* - (i think thats a brit joke)) then let it near his kukhris

will he come back as a zombie? willl we confiscate and distribute his knife collection, his wife and his girlfriends? to be continued.....









(shagger:n. - from the verb shag, to have sexual intercourse)

just fer completeness here's a copy of my pet greyasaurus rex:

millie had to lie thru her teeth to blue about that one!
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Dic, hospes Spartae nos te hic vidisse iacentes,
Dum sanctis patriae legibus obsequimur

If they don't want me to eat animals - why do they make them out of MEAT?

 

[Steely_Gunz]

(shagger:n. - from the verb shag, to have sexual intercourse)

My generation of Americans have 1997's "Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery" to thank for being reminded what "shag" means to the Brits. Before then, we only knew it as hideous kind of carpet many of us learned to crawl on (I remember my parents' vividly. It was earthy brown with olive green and burnt orange flowery things on it :barf: )

Smashing, Baby! Yeah!

Jake

 

[richardallen]

What kind of khukuri could one use to kill a liger?

 

[Fiddleback]

I miss shag carpet. Had a girlfriend with it once. Really seventies oriented girl. Shag carpet was fun fun fun. Jake don't think about what your parents did on that carpet!!!!!!!

 

[Steely_Gunz]

Jake don't think about what your parents did on that carpet!!!!!!!

Dude, you're lookin' at him

Jake

 

[Thomas Linton]

Anyone here own a BEAGLE?!

 

[Spectre]

Also...


A four-day-old tigron cub, Samil, rests on the arm of its keeper at the Italian Circus in Vigo, northwestern Spain. Samil is a cross between a female tiger and a lion.

 

[Fiddleback]

You're a shag baby! How cool. Now you're 25, this goes for all you 25 yr olds, its time to knock someone up. Get a shag rug or something.

I had a beagle. I could go into a torrent of swears about that little terd, but won't. He bit me all the time. Drew blood many times. Eventually he bit my wife.:grumpy: :thumbdn: No more beagle.