My Owie

[Jon Brand]

You sure do have a lovely girlfriend. I'm more than happy to take care of you and try to help you heal as quickly and painlessly as possible. And, of course, I love helping you come up with those crazy shark bite stories. These will make great scars to work with!

--Shelley

Wait, you didn't really get attacked by a great white? What about that tooth you showed me?

 

[zignal_zero]

Here's to being under the influence and playing with sharp objects.

for the grand finale, do you break out objects that shoot while under the influence? J/K lol

that's pretty nasty, man, hope you heal up quick.

 

[gak]

Hope you heal up ok, that looks brutal.

Now I remember why I like knives with oversized guards...

 

[pvicenzi]

Pretty nasty, I hope it heals fine. How about a "You should see the other guy" story?...

 

[Seals]

Nice,but next time get pics before the sew up.That way we can better evaluate the knife's cutting ability and proper edge profiles.Also your own level of dumassness.JK bro,heal up fast.

 

[2sparky]

Wait, you didn't really get attacked by a great white? What about that tooth you showed me?

Haha, Jon that was from the half great white half bear mutant that attacked us while walking around campus!

-Barry-

 

[KarlMaldensNose]

And with what happened...well I was going to thrust cut a can with a Cold Steel Slim Jim Scimitar.

Good stuff! But I can't believe nobody has asked yet: Why?

Knife test? Evil can? Just 'cuz? Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[2sparky]

Seals, I tried to get some at the hospital but My camera wouldnt work in such a brightly lit situation. I only had my phone camera. Sorry guys lolol.

-Barry-

 

[2sparky]

KMN, Well, earlier in the afternoon, I was decimating the empty cherrios box and found that the Scimitar was quite a stabber, after a little bit of "fun" I got to thinking that I could probably cut/stab through an empty can......wellll.....The knife tip went too low and caught the counter top, stopping the blade but not my hand.......oops lol.

-Barry-

 

[Runsalone]

Dooood! Youre doing it wrong!

Heal fast Bro!

Dang

 

[akadave2]

Salt that sucker everyday it will heal faster....really...

 

[James_Terrio]

Cheese and rice! Clearly you should not be allowed to have knives. Send them all to me immediately and I will dispose of them properly.

Send your booze, too.

Keep it all clean (wipe yourself with the other hand ) and heal well. I've got a couple scars but I don't think I've ever seen a knife boo-boo like that!

 

[Roger999]

Good stuff! But I can't believe nobody has asked yet: Why?

Knife test? Evil can? Just 'cuz? Inquiring minds want to know.

To help in the war against aluminium cans .

 

[Swedge]

The knife tip went too low and caught the counter

I guess from the counter's perspective, that makes you a counter terrorist. So, yeah, tell everyone it happened during a counter terrorism operation. But, of course, you can say no more than that.

 

[JRB]

Ouch! Words to live by...

"Aim small miss small" -Benjamin Martin (The Patriot)

 

[99f250]

Your supposed to let the blender stop before putting hand in! ouch!!

 

[Wicked Sharp]

Pour a little turpentine on it, and it'll be FINE!!!

 

[2sparky]

I guess from the counter's perspective, that makes you a counter terrorist. So, yeah, tell everyone it happened during a counter terrorism operation. But, of course, you can say no more than that.

Funniest post award lol. But yea....No pain meds either.....:jerkit: guess Ill have to use my other hand for everything.......:thumbdn:

-Barry-

 

[2sparky]

Good news! Didnt damage my tendon on my pointer finger but I cut the nerve so i cant feel it above the cut. We may lose the little "flap" but were keeping an eye on it so it doesnt progress or infect.
-Barry-

 

[Leaf Fan]

Sounds like responsible knife use.