I had a blender fail me once.
I was in the Keys and we were making pitcher after pitcher of "Tropical" drinks. All of a sudden, without warning, the blades wouldn't turn.
I checked it out real close and found that the teeth on the base were made of rubber and that the matching teeth on the upper bowl portion were hard plastic. If you didn't have the top locked tight into the base, it stripped the rubber teeth, rendering the blender useless. Because of this, I had to move to straight shots.
Later that night, while under the influence of said shots, I was doing back flips in the Jacuzzi . . . nekked. I ended up smacking my chin on the side of the Jacuzzi, bled all over the place, on their towels mind you and got thrown out of the motel (some rule against back flips or something. yadda yadda).
The moral to this story is that all mechanical objects can fail, especially if their not used properly.
I think there may be another about Jose, nudity and Jacuzzis, but you get the idea.
Additionally, it was an educational experience for me, as I now check those little teethy things prior to purchasing new blenders. I don't like the ones that are rubber any more.
Oh and I have a scar too.
John
(P.S. Anyone going to the "Rock Reef Inn" in Key Largo, see if I'm allowed back yet. Thanks)
[This message has been edited by John Hollister (edited 01-21-2001).]