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My Wife Said I Never Listen To Her
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ronsec said:...... at least I think that's what she said!
Huh?? Ron did you say something??? I was listening to my wife...
savagesicslayer
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I was in a relationship for almost 2 years and I can't tell you 4 things that my ex ever said ...(she was kinda nuts) 
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Hello. I haven't met you yet so welcome to the Blade Forums.savagesicslayer said:I was in a relationship for almost 2 years and I can't tell you 4 things that my ex ever said ...(she was kinda nuts)
Do you remember her mentioning this: " Fix the dang riding lawn mower." that might have been one of the 4 things she might have said. Cavelady
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Cindy Denning said:Hello. I haven't met you yet so welcome to the Blade Forums.
Cindy, still ain't got the mower fixed?
Hire the neighborhood kids, buy a barrel/40 lbs of airport confiscated scissors for $20, a case of Jolt Cola to feed to the kids and set free on the lawn with the scissors, a couple of hours later your lawn should be done.
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Cindy Denning said:Hello. I haven't met you yet so welcome to the Blade Forums.
I'm sorry Cindy. Did you say something?
The question is why bother? Whether I listen or not, my wife does what she wants, or makes me feel bad about it if I don't like what she wants to do.
Save yourself the heartache (if not the money) by just agreeing to whatever she wants by show of a nod or an uh huh. There isn't too much of a worry that you will ignore doing something that she wants done. If its something she wants you to affirmatively do, rest assured that she will keep after you. Otherwise, it will just happen without you and you don't have to worry about making the wrong decision.
Save yourself the heartache (if not the money) by just agreeing to whatever she wants by show of a nod or an uh huh. There isn't too much of a worry that you will ignore doing something that she wants done. If its something she wants you to affirmatively do, rest assured that she will keep after you. Otherwise, it will just happen without you and you don't have to worry about making the wrong decision.
Shann .. I like your way of thinking .. 
Much truth in it..
I tell ya I hear a few things my wife says .. it is mostley "I don't get this knife, flashlight, gun thing with guys.." Then I try to explain it and I can see her tuning me out .. then it's back to the Nod and uh huh .. lol
Much truth in it.. I tell ya I hear a few things my wife says .. it is mostley "I don't get this knife, flashlight, gun thing with guys.." Then I try to explain it and I can see her tuning me out .. then it's back to the Nod and uh huh .. lol
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And YOU Gollnick? Send you an e-mail! YOU say this? As smart as you are, I am shocked this came out of you. Your like the smart dad kind of guy and thought for sure you'd have a wife with the same character as you. Wow, you are all alike no matter what kind of man you are.Gollnick said:
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NOT true some of us are worse.Cindy Denning said:And YOU Gollnick? Send you an e-mail! YOU say this? As smart as you are, I am shocked this came out of you. Your like the smart dad kind of guy and thought for sure you'd have a wife with the same character as you. Wow, you are all alike no matter what kind of man you are.
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I don't know if sending an email would help but I've noticed people who don't respond to email or return phone calls often respond to a post in TGB&U.
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Cindy Denning said:" Fix the dang riding lawn mower."
OK, this has gone on long enough. Cindy is loyal forumite and Pirate. I have a little Geno Denning "coonskinner" that I hearby refuse to carry and use until the lawnmower gets fixed. Anyone else who has a Denning knife should join me in this boycott. You are on notice Mr. Geno, fix the mower!
To be six again...
A man asked his wife what she'd
like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early,
got up, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and
then took her off to the local theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the
Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster
Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her
loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
refreshing chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie to see the latest
blockbuster, a hot-dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy,
M M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and
collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his precious wife with a big
smile and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it
like being six again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her __expression suddenly
changed.
You idiot, I meant my dress size!"
The moral of the story:
Even when a man is listening,
he's gonna get it wrong
A man asked his wife what she'd
like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early,
got up, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and
then took her off to the local theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the
Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster
Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her
loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
refreshing chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie to see the latest
blockbuster, a hot-dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy,
M M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and
collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his precious wife with a big
smile and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it
like being six again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her __expression suddenly
changed.
You idiot, I meant my dress size!"
The moral of the story:
Even when a man is listening,
he's gonna get it wrong
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NOOOOO. I am getting the best tan and workout you wouldn't believe. It's probably the best thing that happened in the long run.Thomason said:
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Cindy Denning said:NOOOOO. I am getting the best tan and workout you wouldn't believe. It's probably the best thing that happened in the long run.
Don't burn your buns like Ashes....
And of course we will need gratuitous pictures of tan-lineless buns and full frontal shots of the buff Cavelady in her Mel-baiting blue and white body paint!! Now that would be the best thing that's happened here in a long time......
(Damn Java...you sexist pig!! Must be the after dinner shots of sambuca and espresso talkin. Thanks for the visuals Cindy! I'll sleep peacefully knowing I've moved and Geno doesn't have me new address!!
)
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I don't mow the lawn,I own a horse.Cindy Denning said:: " Fix the dang riding lawn mower." that might have been one of the 4 things she might have said.
He does it cheaper than the neighbourhood kids and doesn't give me crap about not paying him.