My Wife Said I Never Listen To Her

I remember a man once said regarding marriage... Do you want to be right or do you want to be happy? I gave it some thought and decided that I like being happy with the fact that I am right as a bachelor :D
 
java said:
Don't burn your buns like Ashes....:eek: And of course we will need gratuitous pictures of tan-lineless buns and full frontal shots of the buff Cavelady in her Mel-baiting blue and white body paint!! :D


Now that would be the best thing that's happened here in a long time......

(Damn Java...you sexist pig!! Must be the after dinner shots of sambuca and espresso talkin. Thanks for the visuals Cindy! I'll sleep peacefully knowing I've moved and Geno doesn't have me new address!! :D)
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Wow I can see the visuals too. I think I like that...yes I do. I have a really big rotissary rod that fits the grill and is 4 feet long and heavy so I play Braveheart with it. I can run down all the dirt roads I want to and I doubt that one sheriff we have won't give a rip. If you don't hear from me in a few days-I'll be in jail. Stay tuned!!!! :cool: :cool: :cool:
 
Cindy Denning said:
Wow I can see the visuals too. I think I like that...yes I do. I have a really big rotissary rod that fits the grill and is 4 feet long and heavy so I play Braveheart with it. I can run down all the dirt roads I want to and I doubt that one sheriff we have won't give a rip. If you don't hear from me in a few days-I'll be in jail. Stay tuned!!!! :cool: :cool: :cool:
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LOL! Dumb sheriff!! Let me know when you need bail money!! :D

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jefff said:
I tell ya I hear a few things my wife says .. it is mostley "I don't get this knife, flashlight, gun thing with guys.." Then I try to explain it and I can see her tuning me out .. then it's back to the Nod and uh huh .. lol :)
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Repeat after me, "yes, dear."
 
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