My wife the Skyjacker

Apr 27, 1999
Just got an agitated cell phone call from my wife. She's been stopped at DIA air terminal security for trying to board with a deadly weapon.

I guess we didn't fully unpack our suitcase after our weekend trip up to Leadville. I had put a Frosts of Sweden Mora style knife in the suitcase in case we wanted to cut some cheese or fruit in our motel room. I guess its fearsome 3.75" blade is a menace to air travelers. She's going to have to check the knife in a box as baggage. She's only going overnight on business so it's a big hastle. I should have told her just to discard it. I only paid $6.60 for the dumb thing.