Mystery needs solving !!

You all are way off.....

It's got to be Elvis!;) :p :D

His signature gyrations would account for all the damage done.

Hee hee!

-Craig
 
So it's undead, alien, space raccoon's terrorizing your garden. You are going to have to trap that varmint and take some good pictures. Aren't you glad you asked experts like us.

Wolvesclaw
 
OH Nooooooooo!! First Wal.& now BILL THE CAT IS BACK TO TORMENT ME! Bren,I can assure you your problem AIN'T THE DUCK'S FAULT!!Bwaaaaa(or is it)!!hee!
Jim
 
With Two Dogs it's ALWAYS Something!!!!:rolleyes: :p :grumpy:

You would think someone from the area of South Afrika would have a little more more display of cojones.:rolleyes:

It's probably only a couple of 8 or nine year old kids that's settin' Two Dogs up.:rolleyes: :D ;)
 
I thought it might be but they must be pretty determined and if it were kids they would do alot worse than take some metal wires out the ground and move 'em around (I remember when I was 10 !!)


;)

Anyway - nothing this morning they're still there and the gate is still closed !!!

Mytserious indeed !!

:confused:
 
I've long feared that the evil Vampire Duck leaves his guano cave at sundown, and flies about at night preying upon innocent garden decorations. Have no fear Brendan, there are several methods from the ancient Vampire Duck folklore that are sure to keep Quackipuss at bay. First, leave some garden tools out in places where the Duck's sure to see them. Tools imply work, and the very thought of work will mortify him no end, causing him to move on to more tempting prey, like cute little garden gnomes. If that fails, then hang a 12" Khukuri on the fence post. The Duck's darkest fear is that, heaven forbid, he should actually get caught admiring a wonderfully handmade knife that's anywhere under eighteen inches, trust me, he'll not go near it.

Ah, these are dark times indeed when shrubberies and arbors are lined up like so many sheep in quiet neighborhoods everywhere, unwitting to the peril of the Vampire Duck and his one-legged dancing girls.:rolleyes: :p :cool:

Sarge
 
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