Name my Girlfriend contest / giveaway.

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She is a great gal. Fun loving. High spirited. A little rough around the edges. Likes sharp knives, Irish Whiskey, and quiet evenings at the opera. Snappy dresser. Collar matches cuffs. Would not hesitate to rip one of my arms off and beat me to death with it. But hey, that is a part of her spunk that attracts me. Only problem is I don't have a name for her. I can't very well put her on my site without a proper name.

So, here is the deal. I'm thinking that by May 1st, the “think tank” we call the Becker Knife and Tool forum should be able to come up with a name. The winner gets a brand new Eskabar BK-14 or Necker BK-11, their choice.

Rules:
1. Open to Beckerheads only.
2. Just post your suggestion as a reply. Make sure your Beckerhead # is in your signature or reply.
3. Multiple suggestions are allowed. One never knows when a brilliant thought may pop into their head.
4. Keep it clean enough so if my wife or daughter read this, I don’t have a lot of explaining to do.
5. Don’t ask for her phone number or any other “vital” statistics.
6. Judging will be conducted by a distinguished panel consisting of me and my Monk bobble head.
7. Entries must be postmarked no later than 11:59 p.m. April 30th.
8. Offer valid in the US only.
 
I am not a Beckerhead, therefore I am ineligible for the contest. But I couldn't resist, being completely upfront she scares me to death! I would name her "Becker Decker"
 
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I think you should register my suggestion as a user name, get her some posts under her...umm...belt, and lobby for her to become a Becker Forums Mod. My suggestion (1st one anyway) is:

Bladette.

Blues
 
I'm thinking Bessy or Besee. Bes for short. Throw a little sexy in there and make it Bexy.
Kind of Becker/Esee ish

Although just looking at her I think "Roxanne".
 
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She is a great gal. Fun loving. High spirited. A little rough around the edges. Likes sharp knives, Irish Whiskey, and quiet evenings at the opera. Snappy dresser. Collar matches cuffs. Would not hesitate to rip one of my arms off and beat me to death with it. But hey, that is a part of her spunk that attracts me.

All this sounds like a girl I met one night on Hollywood Blvd. after a gig like 35 years ago. Never did get her name, but in my mind, she's always been...

Trixie.
 
This is brilliant. Just off the top of my head.

Hmmm...Tagita. Tagina. Tagilicious. Tagsandra. Tageopatra. Tagoness. Tagonessa. Gannonette. Gannona. Ganonina. Kinda looks like Rogue from X-men so I'll say Rogue too. And...Knifette.

Beckerhead #77.
 
Wow, she looks german. A little bit like that doctor that judges my wellbeing by standing in front of my bed for 30 seconds every day yelling at the nurses. So I'll call her "Frau Doktor Müller".

Looks like I'm getting out tomorrow.

Take care!

maethor
 
I think you should register my suggestion as a user name, get her some posts under her...umm...belt, and lobby for her to become a Becker Forums Mod. My suggestion (1st one anyway) is:

Bladette.

Blues

mmm, no :)
 
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