Name The Knife Contest!!!! . . . . If You Name It. . . . You will Win It!!!

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Since one of the “parents” was the TNT (aka Di-no-mite!), maybe a smaller explosive name would work.

Firecracker
Bottle Rocket
Cherry Bomb
M80 (the yard seems to like letters and numbers for model names) aka the Quarter Stick
 
Shoot. M80 might be better used for a tanto companion to the TNT. Either way, I’ll leave it up. Thinking of other explosive/firework names.

Roman Candle
Smoke Bomb
Mortar
Flash Bang
Frag
Grenade
 
ScoMa said:
Since one of the “parents” was the TNT (aka Di-no-mite!), maybe a smaller explosive name would work.

Firecracker
Bottle Rocket
Cherry Bomb
M80 (the yard seems to like letters and numbers for model names) aka the Quarter Stick
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Joe Dirt:
So your gonna' tell me that you don't have no black cats, no roman candles, or screaming mimis?

Kicking Wing:
No.

Joe Dirt:
Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?

Kicking Wing:
No, I don't.

Joe Dirt:
You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
 
Jerry Busse said:
Huge Knife Fight At The Busse Knife Shop last night!!!. . . SYKCO vs. Busse Combat!!! . . . . Police Were Called!. . . . SWAT Teams were on site.

Apparently, in the wee hours of the night, an old straight handled Battle Mistress threw down against a TNT-15

It was a bloody mess!!!!

Who won the knife fight?

You did!

Imagine an SR-101 Straight Handled Battle Mistress full-height flat ground blade that is much longer (12 inches!) and much wider (Over 2" total width) coupled with a shorter (5 3/8") TNT-15 Resiprene C handle!

Oh what the heck. . . Why imagine when we have a pic!

Specs:
OAL 17 3/8"
Blade Length: 12"
Blade Thickness: .270"
Bevel: Full-Height Flat
Steel: SR-101
Handle: Resiprene C
Blade Finish: Coated, Stone Washed, or Scrap Satin

Pricing:
Coated: $258.95
Stone Washed: Regular Price $278.95 Specal First Run Price $268.95 (You Save $10.00)
Scrap Satin: Regular Price $298.95 Specal First Run Price $278.95 (You save $20.00)



Now if we only had a name for it!!! . . . What????

If we pick your name. . . You will win it in your choice of blade finish!

Go!!!

Let's Drink!

Jerry

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The BFB for big f’n Blade cause that’s what it is!!
 
BUSSE BS = BUSSE Boar Splitter or Bacon Slicer or Bacon Splitter

BUSSE JYH = BUSSE Junk Yard Hog

BUSSE JYDH = BUSSE Junk Yard Dog Hog

BUSSE JYHD = BUSSE Junk Yard Hog Dog

BUSSE SYD = BUSSE Scrap Yard Dog

BUSSE SYH = BUSSE Scrap Yard Hog

BUSSE JYD = BUSSE Junk Yard Dog

*please forgive if someone else thought of these first...sorry, but I'm not gonna read thru 32 pages of bourbon induced nomemeclature...if you did, then you're a better man than me, Charlie Brown.
 
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Thumper

Because I want to see Rex Charming quarter out a rabbit with it, and he always saves scraps for the dogs.
 
The Soooeee Bowie (boooeeee, like Jim's surname).
Big Wallow Mistress.
Hellhound Mistress.
Skadi (look her up). The Skadi Bowie.
 
ScoMa said:
Since one of the “parents” was the TNT (aka Di-no-mite!), maybe a smaller explosive name would work.

Firecracker
Bottle Rocket
Cherry Bomb
M80 (the yard seems to like letters and numbers for model names) aka the Quarter Stick
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I just learned a Cherry Bomb is also known as a Globe Salute or Kraft Salute. The more you know.
 
Tiny
The Tickler
The Tickle Stick ( I think SYKCO Tickle Stick rolls right off the tongue)
Tooth Pick
Tongue Depressor
The Petite Penetrator
Pocket Predator
The Letter Opener
Ma Chérie
 
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